Hi Baz and Pengy.

hello Baz how are you *apart from hunting for this page* 

boo

 Hi Pengy and Yogi

Hello

Hi Renton

Hi Renton.

Hey Amythist

The brunette needs to cut her fringe.

OK... we're back to the pretend ditsy blonde!

Hi Amythist.

  great contestants again 

Have you all noticed the blonde girl

She wants to be a domestic goddess

There's a message for you ladies there me thinks

She's mixing the burnt bits in.

I bet they will notice the burnt apple 

Baz

this girl seems a bit of a dodgy cook

dark haired woman who likes male attention is the sort of person I would find very trying

I'm not blonde and I'm not a domestic goddess.

You mean you don't know we already  ARE domestic goddesses Renton

Are you all swooning over Mr. Tubbs in the tub?? He he he

Lol good housewife.....piling on the lard to kill her husband

Yogi!

Nope.

You're right Yogi....... we need to take the shears to her fringe

ha ha they were at school together

Not a chance

tonight's host has a very very high forehead and I think she'd look better with a fringe

She seems a little immature for 27....

Yes...... and also if she could cook

This menu doesn't fill me with anticipation....

No, it's nothing special.

There's nothing wrong with . . . never mind

I hate all this snooping around in people's drawers and cupboards.

this menu is pants 

I hope she's not serving pants as well

Yes..... I thought it used to be OK in the older series.... but now it seems like a real set up....

yes big baggy old ones

I wouldn't have been impressed with that starter   not much effort to make it 

NO!

I keep getting phone calls.