Hi there Pengy

I reckon John will mark Denis down, no matter how good his meal is!

Afternoon

Well, let's see what big head Denis can do and if he can win the 1k towards the dental treatment he undoubtedly needs!

Yep,poached pears nice, but v v easy

 Hi Super

teethist ------> 

not liking his menu so far 

HELLO !!!

Denis is a little bit racist, the twit

Hang on.... didn't John do venison, and they all liked it! Not that I do

I wonder if he's really as 'anti-English' as he sounds or is this being ramped up for the viewers 

yes I think you're right 

Hi Renton Yes, he does think the French are better than everything.... makes me wonder why the heck he is living over here!

SHOP BOUGHT pastry ... the cheating French bugger

I think it is defo ramped up..... as with most things on the programme nowadays....

Awww shuddup you prick, we know what blimmin dauphinoise potatoes are, oh and of course your compatriates don't eat pomme frites do they

I'm convinced he's been told to play up to the cameras

Surely it means a plate of tuna...

Yes - its a shame cos its spoiling a great prog

Bonjour Pengy.

Yes, he did that venison casserole with the blue red cabbage, and they all loved it.

I think Denis' menu is lovely...the raw tuna is a BIG risk 'though

agree

mon dieu what haf zey come as 

Comment ça-va?

Les mesdames de la nuit?? Or words to that effect

Zey 'av coq'd it up

Zoot alors !!!

Can't make my mind up about Liv, she's a bit of a party pooper, but then again I can understand her dislike for all of these themes and fancy dress. She's got a v sharp tongue, but then again, it's reserved for Denis, so that's okay with me

oui

Je parle a peu de Francais

Mmm dunno, he seems v serious, but maybe that's because he's devoid of humour full stop?

Trés bien, merci. Et tu?

well put it this way he's NO d'Artagnan 

TBF, best presentation of the week, by far

bien fankooo danke merci buckets and all that 

yes but nothing on earth could entice me to eat that 

DENIS: "Here's some fish - i forgot to cook it"

Raw fish is a no no.

Blooming heck: generalisations extraordinaire

I predict that they're not going to like this rare venison

Why is there so much snobbery surounding food?

goats cheese