THose two lads are getting on my nerve too... or at least one of them is

Can't wait to see Sean and Patrick's place - they also have the makings of being a nasty pair 

George has got no hope so we can discount his B & B 

anyhoo - see you tomorrow

Thanks for the company everyone..... and Avalon... if it's your puter.... and you can read this from work.... we miss your company

I'm not liking the Four in a bed being in France  and i wouldn't like to have to queue to use the bathroom with 5 other people, it's bad enough here only having to fight with lil Aims of a morning 

Only caught some of it, but that George  Why is he living in France but doesnt seem to like anything French  Plus he is totally obnoxious 

Hi Aimee and Skylark  I agree Skylark... why he didn't just stay at home is beyond me As for the bathroom Aimee...... neither would I

I like both those meats....... but I could do without his blood over everything

Is Olive Oil Alan really so insensitive?

Afternoon

I think I will go with the veggie option for starters...

Evening diners

this is so disgusting I might go and mow the lawn

He took a pigs head out of the fridge and threw up in the sink cos it stank so bad.......so hes taken it off the menu but still has a dish called piglets grave on the menu

Hi Super and Renton

One is a Jew and another is veggie so he thinks its good to prodice a pigs head - a/hole!!

He buys his fish at the butchers?

Sorry I'm late - had a market research phone call 

this eejit will kill himself before serving a meal   and what's with the pigs head in the freezer    He's a right plonker 

Hi Amythist Where has his plaster gone.........

Oh dear, cheeeeesy "Fish are like women......"

he's me Lord Twonk of the Plonkers

 Hi Pengy I think I will stick with the pudding

so whats not covered in blood is probably splattered with vomit

Hello to one and all

ALAN makes me ashamed to be male

Yes... not very thoughtful is he!

Missed it last night Pengy...but he does sound a bit of a pillock!

that's going to taste horrible without the sugar - I hope they mark him lowly as he's been nasty about everyone's meals so far 

dont be Ive met worse than him

Which one's that Renton, the pig's a'hole?

Take some sugar!

Its absolutely ridiculous to make a crumble without sugar or some kind of sweetness theres cranberries in it for pities sake......hes utterly appalling in the kitchen

You have my sympathy

 That's Ok.... I like sour stuff...

Right Im off to mow the lawn......cant stomach whats coming next

See you tomorrow or maybe tonight for Apprentice(but I might be too excited to go online as well as watch)

oh my god if he handed me that as a starter he'd get it back and that pigs head on the table would make me leave 

LOL... bye Amythist

Alan reminds me of BB Aaron - smug yuppie twa . . .

Why did he do that

It was a very silly, and thoughtless thing to do with a veggie around....

I'm clueless Super

Enjoy your gardening Amythist....gorgeous weather for it