Q like the look of those fritters

Why are thick girls always called Chantelle/Channelle ??? Apologies to any clever ones who may be on here

do not like Phil at all. 

older lady 

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

Fancy asking how old you look. It's bound to end in tears.

Oh Jackie yawwwwn, everyone supposed to say that she looks younger than she is?

Think that's likely to be a v long shot Sky

I don't like any of this lot.  And FICK is not a charming trait..... and neither is being impressed with yourself just 'cos you bought a chicken's larger cousin.

Don't like Jackie, she thinks she's much more special than she really is.....nice menu 'though

double potatoes and halloumi bake yum yum 

She got my name wrong... says she who can't remember her kids names

That Chanelle looks like high maintenance

the uniqueness of your night   kiss that grand goodbye 

Uniqueness??? Did I miss something?

What, there being anyone called Chanelle... or that there are any clever ones on the thread

Oooooo sweet looks nice....

EDIT: ostrich steaks looked rank

4

4 was a bit of a biatchy mark 

Semifreddo  

That there are any Chan(t)elle's who are clever in this thread.....crosses fingers

 That's Ok.... cos I called her Chantelle 

whisking in such a shallow bowl   the man's an eejit

Yum, yum venison wellington

an officer and a gentleman - how can I be two people at once 

are you gonna tell her or shall I 

That hat looks a mite big....

Chanelle REALLY does like Jackie, does she....

That's a humungous starter....

That looks gawwwwjus. Love lobster and samphire. That Jackie

Bloody Hell ye whinging cow...just eat the monkfish and shuddduppp

She's a brass plated prat.

she may be fenikity but just because you like fish doesn't automatically follow that you'll like seafood.  And on the subject of how much effort he's put in, yes he has but that's the rub if someone doesn't eat what you like   however, Jackie is a nightmare

Jackie and Chanelle...... get over yourselves!!!

looks like a cat fight coming up

That menu is just up my street...just needed a chocolate truffle on the side of the dessert and would have been perfect for me

Jackie was fair with her marking of Phil but the same can't be said of Phil   don't like the woman though - she's the dining guest from hell 

Oh well, seeing that Jackie gave him a 4, I don;t feel so bad about them giving her four!

Give a man some room, FFS. If he wants some time with his mates, then what's the problem...?  It works both ways you obnoxious harpy.

Jeeze, Chanelle's preferable to Jackie by a mile.  Who'd a thunk it!