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This whole menu is all rather..................creamy.
tis a bit 
You're right. Women of the *cough* more mature years *cough* are as likely to cook from scratch - or at least KNOW how to.
And it pained me to say that in Helen's favour too!
I quite like that they're playing Strange Brew by Cream in the background
EEK...where did the afternoon disappear to?...I've missed 10 mins :-(
Afternoon btw
Afternoon btw
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EEK...where did the afternoon disappear to?...I've missed 10 mins :-( Afternoon btw
sit on the norty step over there -------------> 
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How are you today?
Feeling much better in myself thanks Baz...going to start doing some work from home next week...leg is going to take some time yet 'though, probably another 2 or 3 weeks with this type of dressing dressing , then maybe compression bandages after that, so I'll be having my leg elevated for some time to come!!!
House looks a tip!
Ha Ha, looks like she's going to screw up.....
should she not have taken the ice cream out to let it thaw a bit 
Did she just say "Farmhouse Chic"....? For a few prawns on a leaf..????? 
Ice-cream in the microwave EEK!
Prawn cocktail YAWWWWWN
Prawn cocktail YAWWWWWN
SUPES, missed the bit about your leg. Whatever you've done/got/kicked etc., I hope you're ok. xxx
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"Farmhouse Chic".
Missed thatOMG get the grease off those roasted veg!!!
Where's the gravy? They never put enough gravy on the plate.
(I know it's got sauce in the pie but everything else looks like it needs a good old dollop of homemade gravy).
(I know it's got sauce in the pie but everything else looks like it needs a good old dollop of homemade gravy).
Helen that's a lazy pie 
I lubs champ or colcannon as we say in the south of Ireland
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I hope you're ok. xxx
Much better now thanks Cos...long story.....badly infected and ulcerated leg.....that was 8 weeks ago so on the mendOooo, now I do actually q like the look of these old fashioned puds
Funny how the overly critical ones (who talk themselves UP) always have excuses and 'reasons' for their night being naff, isn't it...? 
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Was that a Vienna roll as well?
looked like it Helen I don't think you're a winner either
Oh, she's not last BOOOOO!
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Funny how the overly critical ones (who talk themselves UP) always have excuses and 'reasons' for their night being naff, isn't it...?
innit though <--------- see what I did there getting down wiv da yoof Reference:
always have excuses and 'reasons' for their night being naff, isn't it.
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.badly infected and ulcerated leg....
Ouch..! 
Feet up 
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innit though <--------- see what I did there getting down wiv da yoof
Yo, ma blud. Youse is chillin' and hanging wid ya homies, truez.Well she was all kick and bollox when it came to it afterall..!
I hope you ladies are coming back at 8pm for another round of CDWM - it's from Grimsby apparently 
Baz like myself will be present cos we're always here
Baz like myself will be present cos we're always here
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Well she was all kick and bollox when it came to it afterall..!
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I hope you ladies are coming back at 8pm for another round of CDWM - it's from Grimsby apparently
Planning to, if I don't have visitors
I'm staying in tonight - Strictly and a bit of CDWM is preferable to s*dding around on a rainy night.
How can Celia and wotsisface have only been together for 3 months? Don't you have to apply months in advance to go on the coach?
Unless one of them ditched an original partner, I suppose...?
Unless one of them ditched an original partner, I suppose...?