it was nowt other than poached egg on toast

I think they will too..... having said that he's not  doing vey well

White truffle oil - blimey.  Anyone here ever used it?

i'm so glad i have already eaten  -  but i might be seeing it again after watching this lot!

OMG... he just put that back in the mash

The table banging is rude, but they are right. Nigel should have done more prep!

Yes.... every night

yuk yuk yuk!!!   first he licks the whisk for his pudding then he licks the masher for his potatoes and puts it back in the food 

Hope it doesn't make a curtain call, Machel!

always in our house

Me too, Baz and Pengy.  Wouldn't cook me chips in anything else.

thought about it but it was about £30 for a smallish bottle

I often wonder what these contestants think when they actually see the programme!

we know the meaning of haute cuisine 

I put it on my crisp sandwiches

Yes..... especially when measured against this lot

He won't be winning then!

ROFL

Last place for Nigel I think....

 No....

his menu looked so good, but the proof was in the pudding ..................flat

something tells me not despite his attempt at bribery

Hes the Hugh Heffner of Lancashire

Least he made an effort I suppose!

 Yes... I wonder if the twins would be interested?

Barfing biatch wins

Ouch!

Darn it!

Oh dear he tied with Lady Chelsea

grrrr she so doesn't deserve to 

the looks on some of those faces!!!!

thanks for the company - see you on monday

Blow!! I would have rather the other guy had won....

I thought he was going to moon at the camera, then

perhaps Barfing biatch will use the money to correct her creosote tan

thanks for the company ladies - t'was fun as ever

Thanks for the company everyone... and if I don't see you later, have a nice weekend . 

The Twins would use the same look of withering contempt that they use on Kirk and Frankie!

Shes got bright orange palms

and doesnt deserve to win therefore!

Thanks for the chat, everyone - have a great weekend and see you on Monday

See you later