would anyone really want to eat anything Nigel has made - his disgusting manners and habits would put me off 
Well Mastechef it ain't!Spooky. They are playing 'I just want to make love to you' by Etta James who has died today
She knows Nigel. He's like an older version of Kirk on CBB!
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Spooky. They are playing 'I just want to make love to you' by Etta James who has died today
Oh no how sad she sure could sing......take note xfactor wannabees
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Spooky. They are playing 'I just want to make love to you' by Etta James who has died today
Oh no how sad she sure could sing......take note xfactor wannabees
Oh no buttocks 
NIgel is such a shameless exibitionist!
What does he do for a living - do we know?
oh sweet cheesebus what's going on with those trousers 
and Dave Lamb is right Julius Caesar has arrived - for those about to die we salute you
Originally Posted by Avalon:
What does he do for a living - do we know?
hairdresser 
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
What does he do for a living - do we know?
hairdresser
Thanks, Pengy
Originally Posted by Baz:
He is gross......
its not going to help the digestion
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
it certainly looked like she was
Baz, you were right about the first night woman - she is nasty
Originally Posted by machel:
could he win??
on paper his menu is the best but what it tastes/looks like is a different matter and Miss first night seems determined to be nasty about everyone else's meal and down mark as a result 
Originally Posted by machel:
could he win??
even if his food is the best I dont think theyd score him high because of his general offensiveness
mind you I wouldnt let any of them over the threshold of Amythist Towers
Originally Posted by Baz:
Do we really need a moist toilet tissue advert in the middle of a food programme!!
but do you dry wipe when you go to the loo *runs* 
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
it certainly looked like she was
Perhaps to protect herself from personal space invader, Nigel
Originally Posted by Baz:
Do we really need a moist toilet tissue advert in the middle of a food programme!!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Avalon:
Baz, you were right about the first night woman - she is nasty
Yes.... she has really gone downhill the last couple of nights.... and looks like she is going to win!!!
i've never liked any of them and still don't 
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
it certainly looked like she was
Perhaps to protect herself from personal space invader, Nigel
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
it certainly looked like she was
Perhaps to protect herself from personal space invader, Nigel
Boom boom!
He has a very nice wooden dining table but I would be worried about finding bits of half-chewed food in the crevices that had been sprayed out from his ever-open mouth
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
Was she wearing chainmail just then?
it certainly looked like she was
Perhaps to protect herself from personal space invader, Nigel