Hi Avalon

I do hope you curtsied before entering the thread; there's a 'lady' on the telly, dontcha know.

 Ostrich is some part of the animal.... what planet is he from

he doesn't know which part of the animal ostrich is from pmsl you couldn't make it up

I would end up shoving her ladyship in her pudding.........

What the feck is all this pirouetting and dancing in the kitchen? 

I would turn up in torn jeans...... just to annoy her.... like she is annoying me!

This woman is contrived.  She thinks she's funny; she's amused by herself.

Ho hum....

When you think of meat you think of a cow, not really a bird..... guess he's never heard of chicken and turkey either

She's a bit sad, really

John is a pretentious git don't like him or 'Lady' Annie 

I quite like yesterday's host and the village idiot young man and the yank 

she is isn't she

Isn't she just.......

John (?) reminds me of Bishop Brennan in that black outfit

The kitchen tiles need a re-grout.

The young lad is a bit naive

Naff entertainment 

John is as pretentious as her ladyship!

I like the American girl.

John's almost the male version of Annie:  deluded and oblivious to their pillock-ness

happy as a fairy pmsl <---- I am literally doing that laughing at him

Yes...... you'd have thought she would hired a 3 piece ensemble at the the very least

 So was Mr B......

I agree Cosmo.... on both points...

I bet John spent 30 of his 32 years as a copper on a tea break, off sick or doing a desk job 

No - I'm tugging at me forelock now, though.

  Yep.

that bloke off the crystal maze should play John  

Oh heck..... she could win!!!!

Lady Annie is hardly able to move  her mouth because her face has been botoxed to within an inch of its life

Bye everyone

  Hehe..!

Nice to see she rounds the evening off with a spot of gusset flashing.

Trés lady like!

Yes.... you get the feeling it will suddenly collapse

See you tomorrow

Thanks fo the company everyone.... and have a good evening

thanks for the company ladies - it's been a hoot tonight.  See you all tomorrow

Evening all Hope you haven't all got blown away

Oh, it's Wayne's night tonight

I went out for a hospital appointment and nearly got blown away 

evening all

 Glad you got back OK...... and I bet Milo is too