you can hire the boat for a day river cruise and drive it yourself or hire it for a holiday and they do the driving for you 

I had a headache before I started watching......now I've just had to reach for the ibuprofen!

That must have been awkward.

Sounds like a plan

Thank you, Pengy, I was wondering how it worked.

Fortunately there was an 'outdoor' hand held shower and mattresses on the sunbathing deck that doubled up as beds in the evening!

Here he goes again.... money, money, money....

I hope the weather stayed dry and warm for them.

I DEFINITELY wouldn't be happy with the dog hanging around the dining table hoping to be fed

leave the dog alone you miserable git  

Not bad marks.... considering....

Ha Ha yes, it was summertime in Turkey...tbh most of us slept outdoors in the evening as it was so darned hot in the weeny cabins

I take it you were talking to him, not me

It does sound lovely (even with the weeny cabins).

She is getting very upset about nothing really!

yes

I know what you mean about the dog begging - it should be kept on the other barge but it was an excuse to have a go at him 

The boat people seem quite nice (from what I've seen of them, anyway)

I don't need an excuse.... he's a pain!

Yes...... they are not bad...... certainly when compared to Mr Pie  and the IOW couple

Miranda's plummy voice is really really really irritating me  which is probably reversed snobbery and I need to thrash myself with a big stick but not before I've grrrrrr a bit more 

... gets on my nerve too...

Oh dear  is it Cheryl?  Lady with the chip shop isn't going to like anything this week except her own meal of course 

Oh, I was hoping it would be Cheryl tonight...can't wait to see what she'll do.

And I do wonder what she's come on the programme for...she has something to eat before every evening

I quite like the sound of the main.....

Well, she certainly won't be having any of that "foreign muck"

I don't think she's going to eat much from tonight's menu.

Is this the starter..... or the main????

 No, I reckon she will have had another cheeseburger before she arrives....

I don't fancy that mix of flavours in the dessert.

don't get me started

That colour does nothing for her, in my opinion

She should have bought the next size up in that dress

Isn't that foreign American muck 

No..... it is a bit yukky

Not a colour I would wear. I would look like I had jaundice.

..... true

It is.

You read my mind.

Turkey baguette apparently