Chicken....

Here's the resident 'thicky stereotype' Brummie    don't like Lorraine 

Now, now.... you just know that they won't, don't you...?

 She drunk some on the way there

Oh lord, Mrs. Boobs Out has the dreaded 4 cup look going on

Me neither......

Yes.....

classy lady 

 And I wouldn't want any if she had drunk from the bottle!!!

LOL.... now Sainsbury's is doing the price match

he fences - oh is he a tree surgeon 

I do wonder if they deliberately coach them to be this stupid/confrontational 

A veritable gathering of Miss Marples it seems....

"What does that mean?"

Well, it means he also does sword fencing - could it be any clearer than that?

Sorry, but I like my meat well cooked.... well burnt, actually

I am sure  that even if they don't  actually coach them, they pick the worst matched people they can....

She wouldn't know the difference between an oak and a weeping willow that one.

I guess she likes trees

Duck!!!!

that meal looked rank   and why oh why can't people use crisp white crockery - it shows a meal off so much better 

What on earth was going on with those green beans?

They were deaded beyond dead!

I agree.... on both points

And tonight Matthew, Aunt Mabel will appear wearing her bestest dressing gown and tea towel combo...

haven't they sorted the cogs on this place yet???? 

Hummmmmmm witches left handed and ginger haired

Yes to white crockery, Pengy!

 It's his mum....

Someone feed the Hoopla Hamsters, please!!!!

(But pereferably nothing from tonight's CDWM menu)

Oh no.... they spilled red wine all over the tablecloth......  and it's her birthday tomorrow.... playing for votes!!!

oh dear wine stained table cloth

and tomorrow it's Lorraine's birthday and she'll be cooking allegedly 

Thanks for that, ladies - see you later  

thanks for the company ladies - see you tomorrow 

Ooooo looks like he puts the cat among the birthday pigeons tomorrow Thanks for the company Pengy and Cosmo...... have a good evening.... and I hope you feel a bit better tomorrow Pengy

Was only watching very half-heartedly tonight, so really not got a lot to say about either programme. I was too busy with other things to concentrate, but nobody stood out in either as being really nice/ really horrid, and I can't remember a single person's name.

I must do better

I must do better

I must do better

I must do better

I must do better

I must do better etc etc

Evening

I don't like the Somerset couple although I do like the look of their B&B.

This one looks OK 

Don't like the mauve and red colour scheme....