hello you 

he's going to be a pain in the arse 

Hi there Cosmo Yes, seems to be a pain!

oh sweet Jeebus he's into S & M and being a firefighter he's declared it on telly 

... but he can't be all bad, cos he wants to be re-incarnated as a penguin

Gym..?  GYM..????  Why is he built like a twig then?  And I don't mean he needs to be muscle-bound, but sheeshhhhhhhh.....

Fireman blokey seems nice enough although I don't do elasticated ankles on men

Oooh a pineapple to match the top of his head!

true a bit of botty spanking from a guy who likes pengy's might work    I do love his big beefy muscles 

I love that Cow Picture it's fab 

Firefighter to win 

Bit of correction AND he likes penguins; Pengles, you're IN 

ha ha ha I think they're all shocked  but having a laugh 

I like his muscles and he lubs penguins but he's not my type   shame 

 I knew it....

And she said he wasn't her type..

She doesn't fool us, does she Any talk of a penguin, and she's in like flynn!

  you'll have me down the aisle and you'll be off buying hats at this rate 

We've booked the coach already!

Yep.... and I knew that Darnie peach satin would get an outing one day

that starter looked yuk! 

I don't think those things go together....

who said you'll be bridesmaids  we might run away together and get married in Las Vegas 

Was that a traditional Polish starter..???

Bit patronising to ask if the shots were to help the meatball go down

I don't think anyone likes this poor girls meal 

No, you are missing the point.... we have been keeping the Darnie peach satin for the bride...... we gave up on Ducky.... but  have great hopes of Smurfie

Her meal was a bit of a flop..... but I REALLY  the fitness guy comes last....

peach for a BRIDE    besides Smurfy will marry in Blue   a lot of Irish people do you know - my sister married in blue   but PEACH!!!! 

pretentious p***k dressed up as a chef 

Well she failed dismally, but I hope loo brush 'ead fails spectacularly

..... it's a joke that goes way back to C4 days..... do you remember Sciencewasrobbed..... well we joked that she had a pash for a troll.... and it was Notty I think that decided we needed some peach satin

What a prat!

  you're all weird   but I lubs ya 

O/T  I've given up Farmville and am thinking of starting Farm Town again 

Oh, OK..... I might start again too then

God he needs a smack in the mouth 

I'd give him a gift back - right in the kisser

How rude is he!!

and Milo of course 

 Me too....

Bit naff singling the poor woman out over dinner

I'd have walked out - that is an appalling subject to introduce into a dinner party 

ONE prawn each..?