Hi Baz

teaches children how to behave on buses??  are these ordinary children who are just naughty or are they learning disabled children??  If it's the latter then it's not a laughing matter 

I never thought of that......

Not bad marks....

I would like that starter....

Meowwwwwww

Ooo don't like that stew 

I'm not sure plain stew and dumplings is a dinner party meal....

Has she never heard of Fred Astair!

that dark haired lady had better produce a good meal cos she's really sniffy about everyone else's meal 

Yes!     

She got poor marks.....

Oooo be sure to ask if she's made her pastry tonight 

they're very tactical people tonight 

this meal sounds really nice on paper 

Yes it does.....and fair do's she is making everything from scratch..... shame she is a pain

starter looks lovely on the plate   and yippeee someone asked about her pastry 

should have used a loose bottomed tin 

That pudding looked a bit of a mess when she got it out, but looked Ok on the plate

I think the women will mark her down....

I'm late, i'm late, for a vey important date...bugga, I forgot this was on....Hiya

Ooooo they are very low marks 

Hi Super..... This is late, even for you

He's Brian Dowling

No excuses Miss

naughty step>>>>>>> or better still , I will lock you in a room with Rebekkah and Aden

yes both plonkers 

Paella: my oh's favourite, next to risotto.....rice doesn't rock my boat I'm afraid

If it's a Spanish night why has he got an Hawaiian shirt on 

I don't like paella.... well not the fishy one......

Aww, I like Brian

Maybe it's a Benidorm  Spanish night

Share it with you Baz.....I only really like the fishy/seafood bits

 OK....

Haaaaang on....the punishment doesn't fit the crime....I'm appealing!!!!

She's harsh our Baz and people think she's all sweetness and light but we know better eh Supes  

it's good really, being a fat guzzler I like it when I can say I'm not keen on something: rice; marmite; anything salty; doughy bread....errrr, errrr, can't think of anything else for the moment, I'll come back to you

That starter looks nice.....

Ooo why did he admit to the bread coming out of a packet 

His wife.....mmmm like my ex-hairdresser's wife god rest his soul