I thought long and hard again about bumping the thread tonight.....  so close to brisket's funeral..... but firstly I think he would want us to carry on ... and secondly, with all the *excitement* of the last hour or so..... So, afternoon everyone

Yes... she was SB.... dreadful.... and I am sure  dear brisket would had something to say about it

agreed - cheers to brisket  <------- hopes there is no malaware in that pic 

Watched this at 11pm last night   that bloke and his bloomin' cars   and those satin sheets might look nice but too slip slidey for me  and his wife looked downtrodden and dutiful 

Not sure I like today's couple 

 No pics please Hi pengy and cheers brisket

Yes, yes he would. He liked to have fun, Baz, and watching these programmes gave him great enjoyment.

Nice views - not sure about the colour schemes though

All that dust hunting makes me think of Larry Grayson "Oooh, look at the muck in 'ere"

Cosmooooo  Bit better than last nights colour scheme though Those are some big lobsters

seafood 

I've missed all this weeks' so am out of the loop.

Wayne's a wally, and Mr. Champagne and Lobster seems to have grander opinions of himself that I have of him!

I love raw oysters, btw

I like some seafood, like lobster, crab, shrimp and cockles.... but have never tried oysters... or whelks, or mussels...

So......my whelks and jellied eels would be safe in your vicinity, Pengy?

Can I tempt you to a winkle sandwich?

You've only missed one..... but if I say  some of the rooms looked like they were ready for a madam.....

No!  thrice No!   I never liked it before being veggie 

Oooh..!

That said, what on earth is Jill wearing for dinner..?

That's a lot of flesh on display.........

funny you should say that but my first thought about Mr Car man's wife Cindy was is she catalogue bride 

why else would she put up with him

It would annoy me to have to listen to the pub noise.... but then if you stayed there you would now beforehand....

 It crossed my mind too......

Is Melvin Clerk of the Works..?  He's rather overly official.

Ooooo we had one of those constant flushing loos once when we were on hols abroad.... it dorve me nuts until they fixed it!

LOL... the lid fell off

This Melvin, Clerk of the Works, Mr. Inspector Man, yes?

I'm thinking Little Britain and Mwistah Dudley......

The blonde haired lady and her OH are a pain....

And so are Mr Morgan Car!!

I really hate it when people feel the need to criticise brekki when they didn't even offer a cooked brekki in their own establishment 

I don't like boring car man

the only one marking fairly is the single chappie  

I like single hang glider man.  And ONLY him.

yes.... unfortunately his B & B looks a bit rank....

  Oh good-o, that'll be fun then.

I said yesterday that Monday's couple were going to mark everyone else down!!

Ok.... anyone here NOT wearing pants can leave the thread right now!!!

trouble with this programme is it's becoming predictable like most of the rest of Ch4 programmes 

   I disliked the man  and laughed when the jus/jelly fell on his suit trousers 

LOL... maybe I should have said knickers

Gawd, I haven't seen CDWM in ages.  Are they all vile?

Why is she blending instead of whisking?

yes 

oh dear she's doing the same starter as yesterdays lady 

Is this woman purposely being useless

The cream has gone a bit thick - bit like her then 

Now don't get all uppety ok

But have you noticed how all the chubby contestants are the most picky with the food

I bet in the comfort of their own home they must be wolfing down everything in sight

Holey moley that looks awful!