This is doing my nut in...I'm sure I know him from somewhere

Yes..... although I've seen others cook it......

Maybe rather than putting a red carpet down he should have creosoted his fence

White suit..I ask you!

Oh, that does look good tbf

I wouldn't like that egg on the top....

Why do so many people eat with just a fork? Grrrrrrrrrr

Trying to catch back up to real time now - mam phoned, so I was 10 mins behind About 3 mins behind now

I have to admit that I tend to just eat with a fork when I am at home...

I like Julie, she makes me laugh

oh I'd hate that red carpet photo thing

Oh his fish has gone down well..

Yes, I have to admit she has grown on me... mainly cos she hasn't fallen for Mark's carp!

Honestly man, she picks the wurst tymes to phone uz!

GRRRRRRRRRRR WHO IS HE?

Take away food ,I suspect ,rarely use a knife for that.

Oh he's a divot!

It's an American thing that's been adopted over here 

I have a friend (who coincidentally is a Geordie) who hates that and will often tell people off in pubs, cafes and restaurants for shovelling food into their mouths with their fork instead of using it properly   I tend to disappear to the loo when she starts 

I like her  

To be fair to him, his food does look good

Don't rate his banoffee pie 

Mmmmmm that looks good too, oh sheeet hope he doesn't win

oohhh that sea bass looked lovely

He makes me want to make that fingers down the throat sign...

Oh he is oily!

Oh Buga, he's going to win isn't he?

 He's winning

Oh he's winning..silly wummin!

Come on Julie.......please do well

"her level of claaarrrss" Worra twunt

But you're not in a bloody 5 star restaurant...or even a Michelin star one...you're in someone's home!

I bet his girlfriend is proper chuffed he's pretending she doesn't exist so he can flirt with the wimmin

I second that..... but  I think he is going to play tactics and mark her down

And some Saz

"Ah'll be honkin for dayz"

Julie might be loud but I'm hoping that she wins over that eejit 

right, I've caught up now

ugh, it's Newcassle... not Newcaarrstle

Lord Ritoo is dense - she obviously can't read people