Yes,... Looks like this week's is going to be all about complaints

 Pass.....

*Tunes in*

What exactly do they expect for 50 quid?

Not as good as Premier Inn

Hi there Sprout

Well, if you are Mr Baz..... the Ritz

Jonathan Ross

Flippen heck.... these are a right pair of moaning minnies....

Well, they may have a point 

Trouble is, job's not well done 

No it was him ....................****Goes off to hunt Bunnies****

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I was going to suggest Wossy...but didn't understand the original ref to Graham Norton

LOL... bye Syd

And the reference to them all being Foreigners!

Oops! Post on site 

Ooooo must check up on Trip Advisor for Damson Dene

Ooooo wonder if they're watching?

 Nor did I, name just sprang to my typing fingers........

Yes........

Yapping dogs in the next room wouldn't suit me

I have to admit I wouldn't like to think a dog had been on the beds in a hotel....

Me neither.....

How much did she say the steak was?

Doesn't take much to please them does it

£5 I think Super 

I didn't catch it.... but I have just looked on Tripadvisor

Ha Ha...it's bad manners says she talking with her mouth full of bread

That's what I thought she said...but surely you can't get a steak for a fiver?.....And she thought it was expensive

 There they go again.... *the Eastern European staff**

And?

She's bloody 'orrible

Somebody English who would serve! 

 check it out.....  mixed reviews.... one really bad one.....but a lot of good ones in the couple pages I read.......

I wish she would shut her moaning gob 

Yes......

I couldn't believe it when he said that.  So pleased he refused to serve them too being Welsh and all 

Kirk is trying to look like Paul Rankin

Haha! yes