She used to have slanging matches with Katie Price (allegedly) about her  being natural.  They were always fighting over men.  Then Jodie decided she was a lesbian.  Don't know if she's decided if she prefers men again but I think so.

How do you 'home make' fruit....?

I have always wondered...Surely there must be a plastic surgeon on the planet who must be able to sort her hooter out?

Oh dear Lembit YAWWWWNN

MJ's might make a better job.     I still think she stole it from the child catcher.

Microwave rice 

That Thai curry looks quite nice....

I love this guy.,.,'you're talking rubbish, Debbie'

Who'd ever have thought that Debbie would be found to be talking cobblers.

Who was that guy in the kitchen????????

Bloody Hell Jodie really does look a freak

Her butler?

Those tattoo's are horrid....

The Nose and The Chin - a match made in a plastic surgeon's heaven.

Puds look good

I really want to grab hold of Lembit's jaw and straighten out his face.

Jodie can hardly move her face 

But you're not supposed to use your forehead, K-Bo..!!!!

it looks all plastically

Can you stick a bit of gaffer tape over his gob whilst your there please Kaffy

Killjoy.

broccoli yum stilton yuk 

He's nuts!

I'll try... it's all a bit squint to guarantee getting a good seal though.  Hey!!!!!!!!!!   It's the harmonica - that's what done it!

Underlay?  Is it a carpet fitter's convention?

What the HELL is he serving?

Think I'd rather eat that than his food!

OMG - taking the crockery right out the box and onto the table?

Tell that to Stevie Wonder (and wotsisface - that Lerner blokey who played the theme to the film Genevieve and Bob Dylan.  Actually, forget Dylan - he has enough flak to cope with).

Helloooo All

WTF happened to Jodie's dial?

Debbie has come as Adam Ant

I don't even want to think what they're supposed to be eating 

LOL....

Wonder if they get to keep them

It clocked off.

Oh heck... that soup looks awful..... and I really like broccoli and stilton soup...

Hi Cerebus..