Garrr! she's a bloody drama queen too...

Yum yum...

What's his fascination with his bowels about??

Ooooo main looks lovely....

Looking good so far...

Oh fer gawd's sakes..bin this lot.Pathetic.

I don't know.... but I wish he would shut up...

how babyish are these two - please mummy take the bone away from my dinner 

Little baa baa lambs - she thinks she's Linda flippin McCartney

Pair of mental cases....

This cake is beginning to sound good

Yes.... I know where I would have stuffed those bones!!

the sharpness counterbalances the sweetness you fecking eejits grrrrr 

I don't think they have a clue about food at all - do you suppose they meant to apply for Bullseye?

I hope they all mark the next two very low 

Oh please someone slap her

Surely this last pair can't win!

8   

 Coach Trip  

 Both going the same route.

TBH he doesn't bother me so much, although he is a wimp, but she is sending my BP through the roof..... Thank goodness we don't have her AND Hilary to contend with

Damn that phone - how many did she get?

21 Rexi...

Not that fussy after all.... not with the cat on the work surface....

I tried to make bread rolls a few weeks ago ... hope hers turn out better than mine did

I hate carrot and coriander soup 

Please let her cooking fall flat on it's face....

Oh dear Gawd

Oh FGS grow a pair man 

Oh me dear, dear good Gawd

I've seen it all now

Yeah Rexi  

Oh heck.... now he is going to mark her up cos she keeps cat's ashes in her living room...

A mad cat wummin'

Not much for presentation is she.... miaoww

You would be so tempted to say ash, wouldn't you??

(when he asked what the back bits were)

5 and falling...

she likes her plaits doesn't she 

The only reason that the atmosphere was better was that it was her night, and she wasn't bitching....