Brownies Vanessa!   That's your idea of fine dining 

If you think you're going to turn Paz into a meat eater after this meal Vanessa you're kidding.


Grasshoppers    yuk 

am I on  my own here 

the more I see April, the more convinced I am that I know her 

Grasshoppers taste like salty bacon crisps 

which part of I'm vegetarian and don't eat anything with a face on it doesn't Vanessa understand 


said yesterday all we veggies get offered are halloumi or mushrooms   it's like no one can be bothered to cook anything exciting for us cos we're not main streaming. 

Gwad does anyone really want a lecture on wine 

Ooooo April - don't give us lobster and not the materials to eat it with -  it's like giving us a Chinese meal without chopsticks 

undercooked filo pastry 


think they've clicked that Vanessa is being extra nice to get higher points - faker 



I really like John 

3  ooo April you obviously don't like her do you -13 from four that attended plus 6 from Toni who wasn't there so 19 overall  more than I thought she would get 

and she's deluded enough to think she's top of the leader board 

Hello all - better late than never!

Vanessa rumbled - *snigger*

Yey Avalon    glad I've got company for CT - fed up of talking to myself 

Hi Pengy

Hope you weren't too lonely 

Is John the student?

I should be use to talking to myself   but it's so much nicer when you can comment with others   glad you've come and saved me from myself 

Yes the Chemistry student - I really like him more and more as the week goes on 

I missed the first episode of Coach Trip but caught up.  I like the Cockney lads at the moment

Yes, he seems the nicest of the bunch

you silly mare - you're not in England so you wont' get an English breakfast 

I do too they seem fun guys.  I don't like the teachers Jayne and Jane nor the couple from the Wirral (they don't like being called Scousers)    The bloke with the blonde mohican and his wife aren't very nice either 

Hooray Vanessa bottom so far! result.

The Matterhorn looks fantastic 

Yes, those two Janes seem rather unpleasant.  I'm glad there's no-one like that awful Amanda from last year's show on there at the moment,  hogging all the limelight.  (Those Janes look like they might try, though)

Ummm museum or going up the Matterhorn   they don't seem to be enjoying it.



I agree Avalon - it's great there are no characters like Amanda there this year (so far!)

Steve is anything your cup of tea?   I agree with Brendan as Steve and Ruth are being aloof 

The bigger of the two London lads is rather attractive

I think their days on the coach are numbered

Steve and Ruth must be going tonight..I think they want to anyway.

  yeah he's not bad.



Hello Katty didn't see you sneak in there 

never understand why people as antisocial as them go on programmes like this - they're just denying someone else the opportunity 

very selfish    I could understand if they just didn't like the method of a coach trip but they don't seem to like anything 

Where's Elaina and the geordie couple?

Oooo poor Phil - that gash looks nasty 

Bob, that's his name

Ouchya! That looked pretty dangerous.

Yes, poor old Phil

down girl 

Steve and Ruth look like their gonners and they're not please about it 

Yep, they're gonners

as Harry Hill would say FIGHT 

considering Steve and Ruth only ever go to Zante in Greece to the same hotel for the same two weeks every year you can kind of understand why they are so boring and set in their ways. 

Looks like the Liverpudlians are the next target