Hope that the entertainment is going to make up for the food
That starter looks rank 
snaffle 
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they look very dry...
They look revolting Baz
That looks awful.
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Why is she using soy mince.... she isn't veggie, cos she is serving beef for main
Lawd knows but they're having a good laugh about it 
The main course looks marginally better. 
OMG, what was that she said about presentation?
did it really need to be swimming in juices? 
although to be fair it looked so much better than the starter
although to be fair it looked so much better than the starter
I quite like him, v dry sense of humour
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I thought a roulade was *rolled*.... not piped
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I thought a roulade was *rolled*.... not piped
She didn't do it in the end just the dog poo mash potato because the sweet potatoes ended up as white not orange - don't think she cooked them properly 
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I quite like him, v dry sense of humour
my sort of humour 
Porno pud
I would never in a million years make a pudding of boobies for people I didn't know 
He's really funny
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I would never in a million years make a pudding of boobies for people I didn't know
You'd make them for someone you do know Peng?
27, not bad concidering.
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You'd make them for someone you do know Peng?
Just the male guests 
27 was more than that meal was worth
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Is anyone staying for Coach Trip
I'll give it a go, never seen it before properly, just caught the odd bit here and there
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Talk burping is not funny
Well that's my career as a raconteur up in smoke
Coach trip 
I'm all excited
Loving Timo's hair
bet he turns out to be a right old to$$er
I'm all excited Loving Timo's hair
bet he turns out to be a right old to$$er
Timo looks look like David Seaman
I went to uni with a Neelofer - she was a right biatch and the name makes me shudder now