Gracious and happy go lucky are not words I would associate with you Kevin

Bacon looks nice....

You always know there's gonna be a 'but' with Kevin 



Kevin you're not at your most 'humourest' [sp] at any time of the day or night

If the comments are anything to go by the  Barns won't win.....

Right...  well I am going to go and try to forget the greasy hair and have my dinner Thanks for the company

  obviously see them as the real competition so have cut them down to size 


right I'm off to drink in the cocktail bar and get some clues 

£100 per night Baz



It's a Barn conversion you pair of eejits so of course it will be pristine 







They should dump him in a proper barn - he'd soon want pristine and sterile then!!

Didnt like that B&B , and dont like no locks on the doors and no hospitality tray, Kevin is a pain in the butt

I agree with all that Skylark & Moomin Except I thought the Barn was very clean.....

I started to watch CDWM but felt so bloomin' nauseaous (sp) that I had to distract myself with a spot of crimbo card signing instead.  I truly would have done an about-turn on the doorstep.  I gather she's a stranger to 'elf and i-gene...?

So, I then only watched B&B with 50% concentration (got all of my cards done though so Yay! go me ).
Was Ms. Barn the only one to have cooked on site so far?  I think they should be made to do this every time.  I know they're B&B's but this would be a better way to see just how good they are at hosting etc.  Instead we get visits to local landmarks and restaurants which prove diddly squat as far as I'm concerned.

Or maybe they should let the guests find their own daytime entertainment ..... and let the cameras follow them.

hello 

Hi there Pengy

Hi Cosi I really don't think I could have eaten anything at her house....

Wonder if the mangy moggy will have washed her hair tonight??? 

Tony is a right bi@tch 


although Buckfast ice cream 

Buckfast icecream!  PMSL Jaike juice right enough.

Well it didn't look like she's washed Pengy At least Michelle looks clean....

Hi there Katty

oooo I had  a bird, in a bird, in a bird etc  at an American friends one Xmas.... it was very nice, and so clever.......

Why try and cook something you have no idea about and don't even have a recipe for ,madness!

Aldi do it for a tenner apparently 



this is a very ambitious menu for someone who hasn't done it before    makes me wonder whether that's the truth or have they really tried this meal out on friends????

I've never understood that either Katty.... If I was doing it I would make sure it was a recipe that I was really sure of...

I think Hugh Fernley wassname did it with about six birds,small gamebirds inside duck, goose, turkey.

LOL... do they Pengy I know these friends did it all from scratch.... but she is a fantastic cook......

That's what these friends did   too Katty

Niece is home, I'm getting chucked off the comp.

Awww bye Katty..... you can always comment later

Do you think she is really that delusional....?

Bye Katty 



Orgasmatron   yeah looked like he was enjoying it 

I think she's one of these people who if she tells herself something enough times she starts to believe it 

FGS it's not very difficult to say  her name.....

Tony is a food snob 

Sorry but who the hell is Irina to talk about presentation considering her's looked like a turd on a plate????    deluded or what 

I wouldn't eat it if the duck was pink....

LOL ... I know..... a jobbie and cabbage....

Irena is a misery.....

I'm torn - I don't want Irina to win with that horrible meal but I also don't want Tony to win because he's horrible 

They're all horrible..!  Just some are less horrible than others for varying reasons.

Hi  

hello you 

LOL.. Hi there Cosi

What's this bloke's surname?  Anyone catch it....?