There is no accounting for taste I guess Skylark.....

I keep thinking that ........what the Hell has it to do with the B&B in question. I suppose it pads the programme out a bit - TBH - I think the couples should go out and seek their own entertainment - that's more a true reflection IMO.

I agree Soozy Perhaps they should simply pick up some to the literature available at the B& B and factor that into the marks....

Afternoon everyone

Evening everyone 

did the cougar have a lizard on her shoulder 

OMG.... she has a lizard on her shoulder..... And her hair looks as  as ever.....

She certainly did Pengy

The "Cougar" is on the prowl..more like a flea bitten old moggie.

Lord, wash your hair woman!

 Hi Katty TBH  I am not sure I would want to eat anything she cooked......

She really does look grubby......

Ya know I wouldn't even want to touch her let alone eat and drink at her house 

not sure about this meal 

I agree Pengy

Plastic picnic cups to drink out of

Scottish peeps - is Haggis something you eat on a daily/weekly/monthly basis or are these people living up to the stereotype that all Scottish dinner parties must contain it????? 

 Dirty cutlery.... it gets worse....

She a classy bird cougar 

More haggis..yuk!

just like being at British Home Stores 



I bet Ralph has a restraining order on her 

I'm Scottish,I hate haggis.

I have something similar to that contraption but it's smaller and called a racalette   and is mainly used for cheese 

Poor guy is getting scared now.

OMG... he had one of those manky hairs in his dinner

hair in his food and he's suddenly full up 

That's what I thought Pengy.... cos when we were in Switzerland they melted cheese on it...

Eww one of her rank hairs in the food.

I would have given her a 3

*feels her own dinner coming up after watching that* 

how much did she say a room was?


I like the look of The Barns

I like the look of her B&B.... but not sure about her.... she seems a bit picky....

don't like her either 


Is that the best John could come up with???  He seems ultra picky as well 


In fact they all do except for the Scottish pair 

How much was the Barn per night.... ?? I missed it, cos Mr B was talking

I wonder why kevin's wife doesn't go with him? Perhaps she is glad of the rest

Wonder why she is having to put him in her son's bedroom....

£100 per night Baz



It's a Barn conversion you pair of eejits so of course it will be pristine 

I know I would have thought she'd have had enough rooms 

Well it looks nice and clean... but I have to agree about that window in the shower.... surely she could have got a blind...

Thanks Pengy Well I guess £100 isn't too bad.... although I still wouldn't pay that for a B & B....

I would defo want a hospitality tray for £100 ... plus no locks on the door

I agree with them about there being no locks on the door and about drinks facilities in the room but Kevin and John are @rseholes