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Well... I like Sophie.... but as for the rest
can't stand Sophie - in fact not impressed with any of this lot 
can't stand Sophie - in fact not impressed with any of this lot 
Hi Pengy 
I LOVE Eton Mess
electric whisk fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
A ha... found you... I knew you'd be discussing this!
Nadia looked better in the opening scenes - more 'glam'
Nadia looked better in the opening scenes - more 'glam'
Hi Liver Bird 
looks like Brian is gonna eat all the food before they get there
looks like Brian is gonna eat all the food before they get there
Brian Belo talking about the pastry in Shepherds pie 
Shepherds Pie mix! Not your average CDWM then!
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I LOVE Eton Mess
tis an easy peesey pudding but I'm impressed he made his own meringues
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tis an easy peesey pudding but I'm impressed he made his own meringues
I read somewhere Brian regretted his simple menu!
Kaffers, Bateman
Hey Bazzo et al
Liver, Baz, Pengy.... All the usual suspects....
Edit... and Bateman!
All the usual suspects.... Edit... and Bateman!
Please tell me Sophie was joking about where potatoes come from
I thought Brian D was gonna fart in her face then. No? Just me? ... *dutch ovens around a bit*
Sophie looks remarkably like Aisleyne (sp) just there .
Hey K-Baff
Evelyn 
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dutch ovens around a bit*
Not the dutch 
ello
Brian B's enjoying noise is going to grate on me if it continues
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Please tell me Sophie was joking about where potatoes come from
They may come from the same place as Parmasan in Sophie's world. 
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Brian B's enjoying noise is going to grate on me if it continues
He just grates on me full stop!!
Presentation leaves a bit to be desired, Dowling.
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He just grates on me full stop!!
..and me.
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They may come from the same place as Parmasan in Sophie's world.
I hate girls like her who live up to the 'dumb blonde' stereotype 
I can't believe she didn't know the staple diet of us Irish is our spuds
no shame in being so ignorant 
Just when I thought I had Nadia off my TV screen...
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Parmasan
Top parmesan tip - assuming you all buy chunks of the cheese ( if you don't then please stop reading - you are beyond the pale
) - don't throw the remaining rinds away. They keep for ages in the fridge and tossed into stews or slow cooked tom sauces they release a LOT of lush flavour.
Jesus, Mary and Holy St Joseph - Brian keep your hands to yourself young man and now Bellend has fallen off the chair
and now Bellend has fallen off the chair
Brian B - what a t**t!!