Zoe puts the 3 pink cow pats in the oven     her dog is cracking me up 

tacky   semi naked butler in pink pants 

Why do they think half naked butlers earns them points..... it would just embarrass   me....

Andy is revolting 

Have I missed much?

ooooooooooooh just read back - looks like I have!

He is..!  And did you see his crumpled jacket...? The bloke looks like he's been through a hedge.

 Hi Soozy

just today's cook Zoe being hoisted into her pink corset.   She has a pink themed menu - the main is a beetroot risotto that looks horrible imo.  She put some pink meringues in the oven as well 

Hi Cosi

OMG.... does she actually think that makes her boobs look good... cos it just makes them looked squashed!!

OMG  What does she look like?

I've got my dogs ashes in my bedroom - and he'll be going in my box as well so ner ner ner ner ner you silly cah 


does she think she's something special because she's a teacher????

Breathe in..!

Hi all.
I like beetroot especially when it's hot and I like risotto.
Never had it together and don't think I ever will judging by the look of this.

Pink risotto

looks like raw mince 

So have I.  2 in fact.


Yes, she does.

God, that food looks horrendous.

She looks sooooooooooooooooooooo uncomfortable - trussed up like a chicken.

I am finding looking at her squashed chest very off putting.....

her attributes are in danger of falling out judging by the look of them - and I can't help my eyes being drawn to them *goes in search of bleach to get image out of my mind* 

Her tits meet her chins.  Woss tha' all about...?

Yet again, someone who doesn't understand the correct cup size to wear...!

This pink theme is not doing it for me.  With or without the flame thrower firework.

I don't think her meal deserved that high a score....

She's in the lead...

And now we have Paul's day....... *crosses fingers that it goes well.... not*

what did she get - the phone rang 

30 points in total, I think Baz.

Which 'wag' decided to call it Swallow...?   I hope they give Paul a really hard time.

Sorry Pengy, I meant you and not Baz.  Got my avi's muddled..!

Well those rooms look like something in a glorified hostel..
Then again, I'm not surprised 'cos Paul's all talk and no back-up.

Looks fairly clean....

I actually think the rooms look rather nice!

Apart from the smelly shower

Don't all plug holes look black when you look down them

the rooms look clean and serviceable but nothing special and not the way Paul was describing them. 

we've had hair gate and now we've got pong in the shower gate 

He's sooooooooooo having a hissy.

thanks Cosi 

Fancy telling her that the beds are nicer than hers. just before they are going to get marked...!!

Payback is a biatch 

More naked butlers....

we call them Dotto Trains down on our seafront.

That's the trains, not the boys in knickers...