oh gawd - I hate the smell of air freshener, and I would go mental if someone sprayed it near where I was eating
ye Gods! The cat just did a woopsie on the floor 
I hope he cleaned he hands thoroughly 
I hope he cleaned he hands thoroughly 
FFS..! This is vile. 
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oh gawd - I hate the smell of air freshener, and I would go mental if someone sprayed it near where I was eating
that was very inconsiderate - even if the house does stink - you really don't want air freshener sprayed where you're eating!
Who else gets the impression that the evening is not going well? 
or cat shit for pudding...
And this bloke has the nerve to be a food critic...? 
He has NO basic idea in food hygiene so how can he judge other restaurants?
Jeeze, imagine if he gave a bad review based on a restaurant being dirty!!!!
He has NO basic idea in food hygiene so how can he judge other restaurants?
Jeeze, imagine if he gave a bad review based on a restaurant being dirty!!!!
I predict very very low marks - more for the state of the house than the food itself 
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or cat shit for pudding...
I did wonder if that could have been the 'hard bit' that she scraped off her tofu
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And this bloke has the nerve to be a food critic...?
the guy who did the first meal agrees with you
How could she give him a 7...?
I think that is quite a generous mark 
I'm surprised he got the marks he did because I'd have given him no more than 2
Well I feel bloomin' queasy after that.
Scoring was rather generous under the circumstances.
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Scoring was rather generous under the circumstances.
He'd have got a big fat ZERO from me, Soozy.
B&B Programme.
I do not like these two.
They're silly, act stupidly and really don't seem to have a clue.
I do not like these two.
They're silly, act stupidly and really don't seem to have a clue.
THAT'S the honeymoon suite...?
I'm wondering if people are going to be as difficult with Quasim as he was with them 
I wish Paul would shut up
Well, none of them are very endearing
is the fat bloke Paul?
he is a pompous twat!
he is a pompous twat!
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Today at 17:35 I'm wondering if people are going to be as difficult with Quasim as he was with them
I do hope so..!
As for Paul, the B&B serves the local Gatwick airport punters; it's hardly the middle of the Sussex countryside. (Well it is, but it's been urbanised to suit the airport etc).
Like the avi
Frankly, this place is just somewhere to get your head down before catching a flight.
It's no where near up to the standard of the last 2.
It's no where near up to the standard of the last 2.
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is the fat bloke Paul? he is a pompous twat!
love your Christmas name by the way 
Those rooms don't appear anything special however if you're using it as a stop gap to get to the airport, it's perfectly serviceable
thanks!
lets face it no-one goes for a weeks holiday at gatwick...as Cosi said the B& B there would only ever be used for a night (or possibly two if there were delays etc)
lets face it no-one goes for a weeks holiday at gatwick...as Cosi said the B& B there would only ever be used for a night (or possibly two if there were delays etc)
Irene pootling around at a slow speed
I thought Paul and Quasim were going to come to blows
I thought Paul and Quasim were going to come to blows
Go-carting..? For that age group? That was all for wotsisface's enjoyment and not for his guests.
I love go-carting!!!
And I won't let no-one win anything unless they beat me properly!
And I won't let no-one win anything unless they beat me properly!
Those rooms don't appear anything special however if you're using it as a stop gap to get to the airport, it's perfectly serviceableI agree Pengy, and if he hadn't been so critical of the others, I think they would be fine.... but the way he has carried on I thought his would be something special..... especially as the house itself looks lovely from the outside.....,,,,