He looks a bit like Gordon Brown

liking Steve's housie 

Easy peasy to make, but I suppose they have a certain effectiveness when they're presented.

Main sounds nice....

Well there's a first (and a man after my own heart): fish not out of a mixed packet.

girls.......Baz, Pengy I think you may have given me your lurgy aching all over, one min sweating the next shivering etc. (and no, not just saying it so I can have a chest rub from JB!)

I was looking forward to him cooking on the canal boat.

Maria reminded me of "Here's Johnny" when she poked her head through the awning thingy.

The salad 'presentation' he's so proud of looks like Berni Inn to me!

Looks bloody awful....was someone sick on the plate?

Oh no

 at the conversation

charred chicken - yep that's a winner  


Nadine is a mardy cah! 

Worra snob - Council house areas are not areas I usually go to 

Bit of an oddie if you ask me.  Why does she speak so measured and carefully?  It's as if she's been coached by some sort of social etiquette expert and is trying to remember all that she's been told.

She seems a right misery

it's all Baz's fault Supes 

I've got a raging headache but I decided to self medicate with a Smirnoff Ice   I don't drink alcohol much so I guess I'll pay for it tomorrow 

 Well I tried really hard not to sneeze or cough over you all....... *mutters, it's not my fault!!*

Ours. or theirs?

 I'm drinking gallons of ice cold elderflower cordial, can't quench my thirst

Ha,ha, theirs, when they were talking about class....actually they just all seem a bit boring

Sorry to hear you girls are all lurgyfied. 
Pengy's got the right idea ~ anaethetise.

A council area?  Says the woman hardly dressed for Harvey Nicks.

This sounds q nice..........Maria, whorra snob about council houses

That Maria really is a snob 

Is Maria keeping her coat on because she's wanting to show him she's got furrrrr or because she doesn't think he can afford to heat the house???? 

Isn't she just..... she looked around as if she might catch something!!

I'm on the chamomile tea....

I don't particularly like the bloke tonight but I'm hoping he wins just because the others are snobs and I want them to fall flat on their face 

So am I.
Except we haven't got any.
So I had to open a bottle of Rioja instead.

Both these women seem excrutiatingly affected.

My aunty use to make a lovely barra br'ith

LOL Cosi

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!

How dare she!

Never heard of it, but like the look of it...I'm going to look up the recipe

considering his food has been the best so far, they didn't really mark that very high - I would have given an 8 

Mr Baz has just said exactly the same thing......

Nice menu

I wish she'd let go a bit.  Someone get a feather and tickle her @rse, please!