Tapenade, prawns, mozarella, what a strange combination
He's not gay. He's not hetero either. He's just not getting ANY.
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He's just not getting ANY.
Seriously Cos, who would???
Jeeze, he's so 3rd rate.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Jimmy Corkhill has just gone down in my estimation.
Oh what an utter Dick Rick is
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Seriously Cos, who would???
Well.....................Lemme think about this.....
Ummmm.........
Nope. Not got a clue.
How about no one in their right mind...?
summer pudding doesn't do it for me, soggy bread
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Jimmy Corkhill
is that who it was 
He's going to win 
Oh NOOOOO, 26, he's gonna bloody win
Are they mad..!..???
Baz, pass that communal bucket, darling.
Baz, pass that communal bucket, darling.
I like Kathy...come on girl
Sounds promising so far
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I reckon they are going to mark her down cos she's rich...... at least Rick will.....
It's a foregone conclusion. 
I don't know how much greener ol' Smashy can get.
OMG what IS he wearing?
OMG - she's got a home cinema as a well 
I think they'll mark her down as well
I think they'll mark her down as well
Oh FGS a cinema in her house
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Baz, pass that communal bucket, darling. Here you are Cosi.... afraid it's a bit full though
Do you two mind? Pepperoni ... coming right up.... Reference: Never upset a spicy sausage...
Do you two mind?
Sorry. 
He does make me queasy though. 
does she say anything but OMG?
I knew he'd be pig sick with jealousy. 
I would freak out in the cinema.
Meat overcooked
That meal looked beautifully presented
mebbie she could just win it????
mebbie she could just win it????
She got her glasses from Debenhams.
That pud looks bliddy lovely