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How old is this woman? Believes in fairies
You're meant to think 'how cute', 'how funny', 'awww, isn't that different' and any other Oh My Gosh, Isn't She SOoooooooo Witty and Wacky stuff.But really it's just plain NAFF.
But really it's just plain NAFF.
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But really it's just plain NAFF.
.. and slightly disturbing!Baz-a-dazzle
who have I missed... *scrolls* Supes!
Milo wants a cuddle - anyone care to give him one??? 
that meal looked yuk!
that meal looked yuk!
think I'll pass on the pudding 
That dessert looks like a pile of vomit of the floor of Willy Wonka's gaff.
Oh.. and looking at the DJ, I see what Dannii Minogue did with her forehead when she decided to go natural
Rick: "Nice people get nowhere"......he'll win then!
I hope Mrs. Done Well By Hard Graft puts that so-called 'DJ' in his place by the end of the show.
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Is his mummy neglecting him for the TV again!!
I told him he could sit next to me but he wants more 
Ooooo baked alaska, one of my favourites
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Oh.. and looking at the DJ, I see what Dannii Minogue did with her forehead when she decided to go natural
Ooo Pete looks very dapper
Stating the Obvious ~2333908311 - I don't think this Pete fella can cook.
oh dear Pete not a very good main there - the veg looked insipid
Oh bloody hell, that baked alaska is terrible
Baz, you know those 'lovely eyes' that you were commenting on earlier? Well I think they're the deepest shade of Envy Green now.
Pete's making Fairy Woman look like Nigella.
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Oh bloody hell, that baked alaska is terrible
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Please don't let the DJ win!!!
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Hope Kathy can cook
I've just heated up a pizza, but I'm not sure how that affects the outcome?
He's so desperate to prove he's a 'somebody' when in fact he's a nobody.
A legend in his own lunchtime; famous within his own four walls.
What a tosser.
A legend in his own lunchtime; famous within his own four walls.
What a tosser.
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I've just heated up a pizza, but I'm not sure how that affects the outcome?
I'd say you've won it hands down!
Grrrr, how annoying is Rick
When I spied at my ex's pics on fb, he/they had that pink smeg fridge
I hate to say it but he's got a good chance of winning unless Cathy can beat him 
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Grrrr, how annoying is Rick
Saves on buying a bottle of Nytol. Dull, dull, d-u-l-l. He's no spring chicken either - although he'd like us to think he is.
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I've just heated up a pizza, but I'm not sure how that affects the outcome?
You win the ÂĢ1000
He's going for a cooking show eh?
What a numpty.
What a numpty.