I now have two packets of this in my kitchen. Well, you never know..
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I would not recommend adding salt to it 
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I would not recommend adding salt to it
Will it shrivel up?
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eman
emanWill it shrivel up?
and die 
Just out of interest have you any plans to serve it to your OH and then amuse yourself by telling him what it is after he has scoffed it
Nope, he's the one who paid for it!
It's an unusual bit of kitchen decor
It's an unusual bit of kitchen decor
love it!*wonders how far away Aston is from the backarse of beyond*
One is reminded of the German adverts where someone without irony recommends you get your mouth around Fanny Frische. Alas! On viewing it turns out to be Funny Frische, but hey! WTF?
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Pineapple is supposed to be a good additive to such things
Surely not! Have you ever held a piece of Pineapple against your gums? You can feel the enzymes reacting with the skin. The effect against one's Herman could be catastrophic. Do they do deliveries The shop I mean not the....nevermind Reference:
Surely not! Have you ever held a piece of Pineapple against your gums? You can feel the enzymes reacting with the skin. The effect against one's Herman could be catastrophic
Personally No!...pray tell us more!....I was let into a little secret that a man should drink plenty of such juice to make it taste a little more favourable to the person on the receiving end...
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I was let into a little secret that a man should drink plenty of such juice to make it taste a little more favourable to the person on the receiving end
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I was let into a little secret that a man should drink plenty of such juice to make it taste a little more favourable to the person on the receiving end...
That is a common phallus-cy 
Found in Aston? JLS?
It would also depend on whether, how can I put this so as not to offend, the receiver spits, swallows, or shows off by gargling.
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shows off by gargling
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JLS?
Just Leave Some? 
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Just Leave Some?
Never! I might give this a miss though!
don't make it look like I said it Slim! Bliz
Wouldn't it be so funny to give someone those for christmas Reference:
Now that would be multitasking!!!!.... *gargling & talking simultaniously*
I could confidently say...if I started talking at that precise moment...I'd be divorced