does it have your phone no. on in big bold letters...    alongside marital status 

Yep.

....am I still being ignored? I just need to check so I can go back to playing my Wii.

awwwww...  

really must do that profile for you for "my single friend dot com"

"height - 1'2"

hair - yellow feathers

skin colour - yellow feathers

style - yellow feathers

fave quote - quack

would like to meet impossibly perfect man for impossibly perfect relationship (remote control not included"

*hugs Rawky*

They do not have to impossibly perfect. Just ..... normal will do.

You're not by us I don't believe Rawky  Maybe ask Lori though?   

Who ignored you?

Let me at 'em.

It was Lori, Ducky.

I always knew that she was a mean, old witch

*keeps on playing Wii*

normal, impossibly perfect..      same thing innit?  

*clears throat*

That'd be me.

Hi, Rawky!

Oh

*puts ninja swingy stick thing away*

Shot yourself in the foot there didn't ya? 

WOT. EVA!

Good point.

I think Orville would love her *nods*

To be brutally honest, I was hoping for a slightly easier target.

Orville? He can't even bleeding fly!

Hmmmm, green and yellow........maybe  

Well at least you could catch him

possibly..  but I think the fact that he with Keith Harris attached via his bum could be a deal breaker! 

odd you should pick that fault over the fact that HE WEARS A NAPPY!!!

dodgy duck! 

ROFL  

THAT IS A FASHION STATEMENT.

Orville is the David Beckham of the puppet world I'll have you know.

Playing hard to get, are we?

you could be on to something there... 

same voice!! 

Spooky. 

does that mean that Victoria Beckham is Keith Harris in drag?

She could be the monkey! What was the monkey called? I always liked him better than Orville the Incontinent.

I wanna say Bubbles....... but that was MJ's monkey wasn't it?

Cuddles

that was the monkeys name... 

I wasn't just making demands 

I hated the monkey too ..   

I did like Spit the Dog though...     

Ah yes.....Cuddles I can't remember much about him tbh. Only that he sucked his lip in.....or was that Emu?

they both sucked their lip... 

kinda... 

emu more curled his beak!

I had an emu...     I bet you had an emu too

Awwwww..... I liked Spit the Dog!!!!

How did you feel about Gordon the Gopher?

I did have an Emu!

And a Sooty.

And a great number of Fraggles!

Gordon was ok...    but he was Philip Schofields side kick..     so uhhh uhhh!

Sooty - bit crap!   (sweep was quite cool though)

BUT I NEVER HAD A FRAGGLE!!   I am sooo jellus!    I love Fraggles!   I wanted to call AJ Sprocket after the dog on Fraggle rock!

(we'd never have got away with a dedicated thread about retro puppet acts...   good thinking to take an existing one over for our puppetry requirements )

We are puppet parasites.

Sooty was crap.... but he came with a wand! Very handy for knocking your evil younger sisters tooth out with (and not being allowed to forget it for THOUSANDS of years )

The Fraggles were just the best. Best theme tune! Best bobbing up and down dancing! And yes I will admit to wanting hair like Red.