Do you not think one of those in the world is more than enough?

Evening all in here

Evening all 

*wonders if Cinds regrets starting this thread!!*

Evening Rexi and soozy....

What's happening in here then 

Hi lal

Hi sooz - what plans have you got for your birthday??

Hi Dameship - dunno, but I heard promise of an iPod or summat

Pud  

 *camps out in this thread just to be sociable* 

Cinds  

 In my company corporate gold ties are something everyone aspires to....

I'll take another ticket while I'm here 

I've been duped

I think I may have an idea how to get the prize out of Cinds 

I'm all ears ...

I have a wicked plan  it may involve heap s of alcohol 

 it may involve heap s of alcohol 

why does that not surprise me?

Alcohol for....Cinds?

Or you? 

Lori, ye of little faith  Would I have Cinds drinking alone 

Word is out there about this Christmas Tombola....Me Aunt Fanny and Uncle Dick just phoned and asked me to get their names put down for a ticket....So Cinds could you put Dick and Fanny down  on your spreadsheet please......x

Sydders My friend had a baby boy called Richard, 2 yrs later she had a baby girl called Francesca. The night before they registered the daughter someone said "oh, you have a Dick and a Franny".

The little girl was eventually called Phillipa

My kids are mortified that they have a great uncle called Willy.  They nearly dropped dead when I met my mates uncle in town and shouted out 'Dick!'  2 words that they're always told not to say yet it's ok for people to be named them!

Well, that would just be cruel, wouldn't it?

Hi Rexi 

The thing is ...........I'm in grumpy old lady mood at the mo .........my back is playing up and ........................I sort out everyones birthday! Mr Woo said the other night 'what do you want to do on your birthday?' (read the sub text what are you arranging?) I just said - I'm not planning anything - Why don't you surprise me?

It'll probably be a fish and chip supper  (Serves me right).

Oooh and while I'm here - can I have another ticket please?

Just to let you know the special offer on tinned chocs for Christmas ends on the 22nd of Nov..

What special offer?

Do you know of a good chippie?

Hope your back eases

My son is called Tom - he has a son called Harry ...............................They wound me up when the second son was born and said they'd called him Richard (Dick) - ..........................he is however Jack!

£5 a tin soozy....

My sentiments exactly Lori 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - can't think of one off the top of my head 

Did I tell you all about the fabulous present my sister bought for Mr Cinds and I when we renewed our vows?

My sister that was at the ceremony had taken some pictures, anyway she chose one that she thought would be nice to get put on a canvas so she duly sent her fella off to Tesco to get it done.  However, he got the pictures muddled up, and so we are now the proud owners of a 16" x 16" canvas close up of our faces.  Our heads in the picture are bigger than our actual heads.

I just don't know what to do with it 

*makes room on a wall*

Lori it brings a tear to my eye every time I look at it.  From laughing or crying, I'm not sure yet?

I am Aimee's next door neighbours aunt

This is a fraudster cinds ^  *it's not you is it? * grabs another ticket

You know you can have as many tickets as you like, you don't have to pretend to be your neighbours Aunties, Mothers, cousins, sister-in-laws dogs previous owner.

OK .................I'll have another one - just to be sociable.

The thing is ....................on the night of the draw will all the numbers be counted and verified?

If not I'm off to OFCOM!