*hic  is there any more vodka?

is the photocopier on? i'm ready

 lol Turkey, my text has gone a bit funny tonight...  nothing to do with  a certain snowball cocktail which is deceptively strong... 

Hair of the dog, Jenstar   and if that doesn't work then don't worry..... you'll be too squiffy to notice

Well of COURSE I am!  Was the rhinestones on my wellies that sealed the deal

I havent bought any booze with me but im willing to share these...... ONLY the red and orange softies though!

She deleted it! Now I look like I'm the weird one that no one will talk to cos they make stuff up

*goes and stands in the corner and nibbles lonely on a cheese ball*

Whoa there!  You haven't done your turn at the karaoke yet.

Or been groped by the office letch

Can you nibble lonely on a cheese ball?

I think I'm drunk on Baz's advocaat fumes!

 You can share my cheese footballs Ducky..... I have two tins

You can do what you like, sweetie, no one would begrudge you.  Come Sunday you're stuffed!

How are you, ducky

ooooooo can I have the flat pennies please?

Plenty more voddy Machel... help yourself 

However you know that  all "images" are copyright + will go in next year's Forum calendar.

.. I reckon you'll  be Miss March 

home made mince pies and sausage rolls for everyone Happy Christmas 

I'm looking forward to it....

.....Is the right answer! 

Now, just because the office junior's had half a shandy too many doesn't mean you can hog the stationary cupboard all night

 ** Unplugs the photocopier and locks the stock cupboard door** 

Given enough advocaat, I won't even need a cupboard.

.........

Oops sorry. I'm so busy planning how I'm gonna have my way with the office junior that I forgot me manners.

I'm good ta Cosmo. Sooooooooooooo excited for Christmas  How are you?

Getting fully festive and laden with the spirit of Ho Ho Ho..!  Or something like that

KEEP THE NOISE DOWN IN HERE.....!!!!

*Ned & Nora start throwing a few shapes*

*staggers in with some mince pies* 

*....Bob and Phil from accounting take to the floor*

**Tsk Tsk Tsk**

***Tucks copy into pinny pocket to show as evidence to Lori***

*wanders in fashionably late*

Is the free bar still open? 

  i thought someone had switched the copier off??

jenstar my oh will eat only the soft red and orange ones!

cosmo if i sing the room will empty

Try it and see Machel

lalalalalalalala lalalalala lalalalalalala   lalalalalal  lalalalalalalalalala  lalalalalalalala 

no, i can't be that cruel - it's christmas, besides if i'm singing i'm drunk *hic  and if i'm drunk it's time for bed, g'night all  (though not too sure whose bed   

bliddy hell ducky

 I tried to make Atkins / low carb mince pies this year.... not a success!

 Nite nite Machel.... sleep well, wherever it is

Mary and George think it's fab, machel

Free bar is open... as long as you can fix up your own cocktail, Kaffy  

i'll be worrying about my weight by the 27th im sure, but until then im eating drinking and being happy. 

same here - can't diet at christmas

Cosmo  - dem wellies is lovely  Girl you know how to dress. I'd say they're only around 5 years old too