Its gone all Nuns on the Run in here

Kels..whilst I'm all for having fun and all that...I have to say that I'm with Storm on this one. I love smut and inneuendo...but I would NEVER discuss my love life on here. I accept that you have the cloak of relative anonymity here...but it won't stop people judging you. Just be careful and think about the image you are portraying. As I said..I am fond of smut and all things rude, yet my private life with MrB is just that...private.

Good luck with any relationship that may develop...let's just hope Lee (or any of the others) don't mind being discussed so openly....

i have to say i agree with mrs b and storm.....

you seem a fun girl kelly.......and nothing wrong in that......just be careful yeah??

cos there's a massive difference in talking about the nige....or that you're dating this bloke or that bloke.....but to splash it all over the internet you got a portion last night is a bit....well.......nuts to be honest!!!!

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by tupps:
what did I say.. tears or the GUM clinic..

be careful..

That thought kinda what went through my mind for a split second..

BTW Tupps, be careful, if you don't agree with, or approve of what 'sexy kelly' is doing, or say anything remotely against it; she accuses you of being a troll.

Meh.. too late.. I've been accused of that more times than I care to mention. I've been on lists ya know.

One man's meat is another man's poison I say.

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Originally posted by MrsB:
Kels..whilst I'm all for having fun and all that...I have to say that I'm with Storm on this one. I love smut and inneuendo...but I would NEVER discuss my love life on here. I accept that you have the cloak of relative anonymity here...but it won't stop people judging you. Just be careful and think about the image you are portraying. As I said..I am fond of smut and all things rude, yet my private life with MrB is just that...private.

Good luck with any relationship that may develop...let's just hope Lee (or any of the others) don't mind being discussed so openly....

Thanks MrsB and spongebob; it's not just me then. I had a feeling I wasn't the only one with this view........

Kelly, I wasn't intending to be 'personal' against you, it's just I find it really annoying and a bit weird when people brag about their sex lives and their fella's willy size .... it makes me uncomfortable and I wonder why they feel the need to discuss something so private and personal and intimate.

Yes I have only just joined, but that doesn't make me a troll, and no I don't already know you. I would have said the same thing and posted the same comments, if anyone else had posted the things that you did. I am not saying you ARE a liar or are making stuff up, just that in my experience, people who brag about this kind of stuff usually ARE exaggerating. or even blatantly lying. Nothing personal intended against you though... and I am not saying you are. I just don't think this kind of stuff should be discussed really. JMHO.

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Originally posted by storm:
BTW Tupps, be careful, if you don't agree with, or approve of what 'sexy kelly' is doing, or say anything remotely against it; she accuses you of being a troll.

Woah down a bit, Kelly's a friendly poster

BUT Kel...tipping up on t'first date is not the way to work your magic...be a prize not a giveaway young lady!

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Latest update.
Lee is the best catch i have ever had the pleasure of being with He is so totally amazing! Plus i wont tell you all the details but hes so unselfish and fantastic in bed! a good 9/10
Just going to try and play it cool for a while and not scare him off with the crazy hee hee.

If feel like the luckiest girl in the world

I really don't 'get' why people have to boast about how fantastic their sex life is. It usually tells me, that it really isn't that great, and they are trying to make folk think it is..

And the 'he is hung like a donkey' comments tell me he has a smaller than average sized penis.

Just can't stand folk bragging and going on about their sex life and their fella's willy size. Why would anyone think people want to know about their so-called sex life? It's so uncouth and brazen.

So why bother to read then?

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Originally posted by moonie:
So why bother to read then?

Well I don't know what the thread/post says until I have read it do I? Some folk say the daftest things.

Personally I love reading Kelly's updates and don't really care if they are made up or exaggerated.
Just because I wouldn't discuss the ins and outs of my sex life on here doesn't mean I will condemn others for doing so. If you don't like the comments don't read them, leave the thread.

If you go back to the end of page 3; I said THIS to Kelly.

Thanks MrsB and spongebob; it's not just me then. I had a feeling I wasn't the only one with this view........

Kelly, I wasn't intending to be 'personal' against you, it's just I find it really annoying and a bit weird when people brag about their sex lives and their fella's willy size .... it makes me uncomfortable and I wonder why they feel the need to discuss something so private and personal and intimate.

Yes I have only just joined, but that doesn't make me a troll, and no I don't already know you. I would have said the same thing and posted the same comments, if anyone else had posted the things that you did. I am not saying you ARE a liar or are making stuff up, just that in my experience, people who brag about this kind of stuff usually ARE exaggerating. or even blatantly lying. Nothing personal intended against you though... and I am not saying you are. I just don't think this kind of stuff should be discussed really. JMHO.

By the way, when you post stuff on a PUBLIC internet forum, you invite ALL kinds of comments and opinions. So people need to accept that you're not ALWAYS going to like what people have to say ....

why buy the farm when you can milk the cow for free..

I love that saying..

well i can't speak for mrs b or storm.......but i'm sure people are just trying to say to kelly to be careful......i don't see why people should be criticised for watching out for a young girl???.....

i've read a few of her posts about the nige etc....and she comes across as a fun girl.....she's well liked on here...so ppl are just advising her to be careful.....that's how i posted about it and see it anyway......

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by moonie:
So why bother to read then?

Well I don't know what the thread/post says until I have read it do I? Some folk say the daftest things.

I say daft things cause I am daft..However the thread title has to give you a hint unless you are as daft as I am..

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Originally posted by tupps:
Meh.. too late.. I've been accused of that more times than I care to mention. I've been on lists ya know.

One man's meat is another man's poison I say.

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by moonie:
So why bother to read then?

Well I don't know what the thread/post says until I have read it do I? Some folk say the daftest things.

And as tupps said one mans meat is another mans poison...daft to you mebee...shes inoffensive enough. If thats whats goin on, an shes got mates who want to listen, good for her! Like she has said, shes being sensible, taking precautions, the rest is up to her.

She can send you the Ladybird edition if you like?

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Originally posted by moonie:
I say daft things cause I am daft..However the thread title has to give you a hint unless you are as daft as I am..

Maybe I am I was just voicing my honest opinions though and didn't mean anything personal against Kelly, and according to some of the responses here, I aren't the only one thinking this way... No malice intended though.

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Originally posted by Trollop:

And as tupps said one mans meat is another mans poison...daft to you mebee...shes inoffensive enough. If thats whats goin on, an shes got mates who want to listen, good for her! Like she has said, shes being sensible.

She can send you the Ladybird edition if you like?

Not sure about that

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Originally posted by tupps:
why buy the farm when you can milk the cow for free..

I love that saying..

we always say a similar thing which is why buy the cow when you get the milk for free


I am not criticising people telling her to be careful (I have done the same).

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

And as tupps said one mans meat is another mans poison...daft to you mebee...shes inoffensive enough. If thats whats goin on, an shes got mates who want to listen, good for her! Like she has said, shes being sensible.

She can send you the Ladybird edition if you like?

Not sure about that

It comes with pictures?

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

I have a right laugh with her but I do agree she should be careful . Always drama when she is around or not .

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

ah-ha.. so we can find out if indeed he is hung like a donkey and not more like my little pony..

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

is it a updated janet and john type thing???....

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Originally posted by tupps:
why buy the farm when you can milk the cow for free..

I love that saying..

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

Drawn and nicely coloured of course

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

Drawn and nicely coloured of course

Well that's cool

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

is it a updated janet and john type thing???....

Imagine Rapunzel...but with more plaits...

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Originally posted by Trollop:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

is it a updated janet and john type thing???....

Imagine Rapunzel...but with more plaits...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
well i can't speak for mrs b or storm.......but i'm sure people are just trying to say to kelly to be careful......i don't see why people should be criticised for watching out for a young girl???.....

i've read a few of her posts about the nige etc....and she comes across as a fun girl.....she's well liked on here...so ppl are just advising her to be careful.....that's how i posted about it and see it anyway......

That's about it...and maybe not so much detail! While I'm happy Kels is happy, I don't necessarily want to know full details...

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Trollop:

It comes with pictures?

ah-ha.. so we can find out if indeed he is hung like a donkey and not more like my little pony..

We already know the answer to that or have you just never seen a big un?

I'll send you a PM of mine if you like?

Have to go now. As I said already, it wasn't a personal attack on you Kelly, and I aren't a troll, I just aren't keen on folk bragging about their sex life and their boyfriend's willy size, as I think it's a bit weird and it makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, and I can't understand why people feel the need to do it. (And some folk do make it up to impress people.) Not saying YOU are, (making it up,) but many people do. Didn't mean to be personal though and apologies if I offended you. Maybe I spoke before thinking and should have put it differently.

As I said before, no malice intended, just that people talking about their sex life and their fella's willy is something that annoys me a bit, because I don't see any need for it. The sexual act should be personal and private between two people. From some of the replies here, quite a number of posters agree with me.

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Originally posted by Trollop:
We already know the answer to that or have you just never seen a big un?

I'll send you a PM of mine if you like?

I'm afraid to ask.. you mean a pic of your donkey or my little pony huh?

*sigh* I'm afraid my last boyf was hung like a fine green bean..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Trollop:
We already know the answer to that or have you just never seen a big un?

I'll send you a PM of mine if you like?

I'm afraid to ask.. you mean a pic of your donkey or my little pony huh?

*sigh* I'm afraid my last boyf was hung like a fine green bean..

I'm more of a Mule

So your comparing sizes now...size queen!

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Trollop:
We already know the answer to that or have you just never seen a big un?

I'll send you a PM of mine if you like?

I'm afraid to ask.. you mean a pic of your donkey or my little pony huh?

*sigh* I'm afraid my last boyf was hung like a fine green bean..

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Originally posted by Trollop:
I'm more of a Mule

So your comparing sizes now...size queen!

I'm not going to ask if it has a kick like one.. no sirreeee...

I might be..

I have nothing to add other than I read "tears and GUM clinic" as tears as-in torn

And it proper tickled me

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Originally posted by electric6:
I have nothing to add other than I read "tears and GUM clinic" as tears as-in torn

And it proper tickled me

well if he is hung like a donkey that's a possible hazard..

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Originally posted by electric6:
I have nothing to add other than I read "tears and GUM clinic" as tears as-in torn

And it proper tickled me

that would not be as a result of tickling.

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by electric6:
I have nothing to add other than I read "tears and GUM clinic" as tears as-in torn

And it proper tickled me

well if he is hung like a donkey that's a possible hazard..

and if he's not...a tickle will be all she gets...

But has she done a hair removal thread yet??? That's what I want to know.