when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........

i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........
i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

PMSL wet patch He didn't stay over but i could tell he didn't want to leave

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........

i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

Hey you...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........

i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

PMSL!!
Awww Glad you are so happy Kelly

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........

i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

Ewwwwwww

Well done Mr Sponge

wet patch

Did you see Chris?

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Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
Did you see Chris?

No i decided that if i play with fire ill get burnt. So im putting all my eyes in Lees basket

glad you're happy Kelly

Forgot to say. Hes hung like a donkey aswell! Could this guy get any better?

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
when you say he's unselfish in bed....i take it you mean he didn't make you sleep in the wet patch???........

i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

Hey you...

q xxxxxxx......just off to the butchers....i mean hairdressers!!!.....catch you later i hope hun xxxxxxx

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Forgot to say. Hes hung like a donkey aswell! Could this guy get any better?

he runs along the beach at blackpool.......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Forgot to say. Hes hung like a donkey aswell! Could this guy get any better?

he runs along the beach at blackpool.......

Stop looking. Hes mine

Four legs and braying, will he do anything for a carrot

Let's hope he doesn't make an ass of himself.

Well done Sexy bbz , he could be the one?.

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Latest update.
Lee is the best catch i have ever had the pleasure of being with He is so totally amazing! Plus i wont tell you all the details but hes so unselfish and fantastic in bed! a good 9/10
Just going to try and play it cool for a while and not scare him off with the crazy hee hee.

If feel like the luckiest girl in the world

Luckier than Lily Allen by all accounts!

Glad it's going well for you, Kelly.

Kelly's got the grins!!!!! Waydago girl!!

<-----Kelly!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i rate mr sponge fantastic in bed when he goes more than an hour without waking me up snoring......

Same here! Mr D makes the earth move, all right. But not in the way Kelly would expect

Kelly you could give the geighs a run for their money!

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Latest update.
Lee is the best catch i have ever had the pleasure of being with He is so totally amazing! Plus i wont tell you all the details but hes so unselfish and fantastic in bed! a good 9/10
Just going to try and play it cool for a while and not scare him off with the crazy hee hee.

If feel like the luckiest girl in the world

I really don't 'get' why people have to boast about how fantastic their sex life is. It usually tells me, that it really isn't that great, and they are trying to make folk think it is..

And the 'he is hung like a donkey' comments tell me he has a smaller than average sized penis.

Just can't stand folk bragging and going on about their sex life and their fella's willy size. Why would anyone think people want to know about their so-called sex life? It's so uncouth and brazen.

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Originally posted by storm:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Latest update.
Lee is the best catch i have ever had the pleasure of being with He is so totally amazing! Plus i wont tell you all the details but hes so unselfish and fantastic in bed! a good 9/10
Just going to try and play it cool for a while and not scare him off with the crazy hee hee.
If feel like the luckiest girl in the world

I really don't 'get' why people have to boast about how fantastic their sex life is. It usually tells me, that it really isn't that great, and they are trying to make folk think it is..
And the 'he is hung like a donkey' comments tell me he has a smaller than average sized penis.
Just can't stand folk bragging and going on about their sex life and their fella's willy size. Why would anyone think people want to know about their so-called sex life? It's so uncouth and brazen.

I dont know if you have noticed but i tell all on here from Nige at work to being stood up by Sid. I told everyone about the night i met Lee, i told everyone about the first date with Lee. I told everyone how i had decided to stick to just one guy and called it off with chris. Im just giving the next chapter. It doesn't bother me how you feel or if you think im boasting or even making it up. Im too smilie to care <-- me!

Good on ya Kels - glad it's going well!

Good one Kelly .

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:I dont know if you have noticed but i tell all on here from Nige at work to being stood up by Sid. I told everyone about the night i met Lee, i told everyone about the first date with Lee. I told everyone how i had decided to stick to just one guy and called it off with chris. Im just giving the next chapter. It doesn't bother me how you feel or if you think im boasting or even making it up. Im too smilie to care <-- me!

Just think it most unladylike and a bit vulgar to brag about your 'sex life' and you fella's willy size. And in my experience, folk who do this are exagerating to conceal the fact that they are getting none, and sometimes they don't even 'have' a partner. It's just said to try to impress people. Doesn't impress me though. I just think it's a bit weird... bragging about your sex life and fella's willy size.

Like i said think what you like

It really doesn't bother me, i aint feeding no trolls.

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
Like i said think what you like

It really doesn't bother me, i aint feeding no trolls.

Ok then LOL; You keep on accusing anyone who simply comments about how they think it is vulgar to brag about your sex life, of being 'trolls,' if that makes you feel better.

Hope you enjoy your affair with your 'stud of a man' who is sooooo amazing in the sack, and has a HUGE willy

I think you will find I am speaking for a few on here though. I think that some folk will agree that people bragging about their sex life are a bit sad and are often exaggerating, even totally lying at times.. I am not saying YOU are, but just that this applies to many people who brag about their sex life and how 'amazing' it supposedly is.

That maybe so but i think you will find that many on here wish me well in all that i "do"

ok kelly dont forget to come back on here tomorrow n tell us all

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Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
ok kelly dont forget to come back on here tomorrow n tell us all

As i always do hun

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
That maybe so but i think you will find that many on here wish me well in all that i "do"

And in all who you do
Seriously though kelly, I'd take things easy if I were you. I've only just read about your first date with this bloke, and you're already doing the beast with two backs?!

Kelly I miss the Office threads bbz , update is good .

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
That maybe so but i think you will find that many on here wish me well in all that i "do"

And in all who you do
Seriously though kelly, I'd take things easy if I were you. I've only just read about your first date with this bloke, and you're already doing the beast with two backs?!

what did I say.. tears or the GUM clinic..

be careful..

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:
That maybe so but i think you will find that many on here wish me well in all that i "do"

And in all who you do
Seriously though kelly, I'd take things easy if I were you. I've only just read about your first date with this bloke, and you're already doing the beast with two backs?!

Iv been single for 6 months dem and before that i stayed single for 2 years after a very very messy break up with the only guy iv ever loved. Now its time i had a little fun.

Have fun but be careful Kelly, sometimes a little mystery is fun.

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Originally posted by tupps:
what did I say.. tears or the GUM clinic..
be careful..

Advice taken safety first

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Originally posted by tupps:
what did I say.. tears or the GUM clinic..

be careful..

That thought kinda what went through my mind for a split second..

BTW Tupps, be careful, if you don't agree with, or approve of what 'sexy kelly' is doing, or say anything remotely against it; she accuses you of being a troll.

Im sorry storm i just thought your comments were a bit personal especially for someone who joined 2 days ago Its almost like you already know me?