Meaty and Crunchy
That thread is pure genius, there are some great posts there - this is my fave

"Listen Stu is a good lad, he works for me as a labourer & while he aint the wilson... what do you expect for £20 a day? I think some of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves taking the rise out of a fellow Wall fan, to be fair he's never been the same since Black Nev (we call him black Nev coz he's black & his names Neville) dropped a hod load of bricks on Stu's swede a couple of years back, someone shouted watchout & Stu looked up to see who was barking at him & caught about 24 bricks slap bang on his boat. So think on hey before you start digging him out" .

hiya Veggie, I'm still about, more in a lurking capacity these days, having given up on the chase for 4th spot, it's funny how one result in your favor draws you back into it, I'm still clinging to 7th and Europa league football,  I believe the runners up in the FA Cup final no longer get Europe, and that that place goes to the league spot. Not 100% sure on that though.  Looking good for the Gunners in the race for the title. Easier run in on paper, we've to play all 3 in the race, not that we seem to be any of them 9 times out of 10.


I wonder how our North London Exiles are doing 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/foot...rank-lampard-chelsea

Given the known fact that abuse will only make John Terry stronger, does anyone know what I can shout at the Middlesbrough team on Saturday?

If Bolton win tonight at Sunderland it'll be the clubs best run of form since December 2006 which saw five wins in a row, ending the year in 3rd place in the table.

It was after that run that everything started to go wrong...

Good to see the respect campaign is working...

Meh Rooney has shouted and sweared at them before which is worse but still the players need to learn be respectful even though some refs can be right tools.

I think it's time we became a registered charity, I've lost count of the number of times a club has been 'x games without a win' only for them to be gifted one...

the sad thing is, Gerrard looks like he's going to get away with putting two fingers up to the ref, there's definitely a different law for a select few  
 
great performance from the gunners tonight, i'd love them to get Real Madrid in the next round, it could end up something like 10-9 on aggregate.

Mascherano got ripped by martin samuel in the mail

Last month he went on about our history,

MS Article heading,

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Wigan's first ever win over Liverpool... so, how's that for history then, Javier Mascherano?

What an absolute legend Beckham is putting the G&G scarf on at the end of the match.

He was the only Milan player who looked interested in the second half as well. In that half hour he showed why he should definitely 100% be on the plane to South Africa in the summer. The way Rooney's learned to feed off quality delivery now is a good prospect for England. If Rooney has been playing for Milan tonight he would have had 4 goals in the last half hour.

Funny thread on redcafe





Funny thread



I love it when irony totally goes over people's heads

Get in! what a performance. So glad to see Rooney back he's a class act but the whole team works just as hard so it's a good result for the United team as a whole.


Glad Beckham enjoyed his return even if it was on a bad note, however I avoided all the press about him till after the match oh well Sticktoria can cheer him up.

Or catching Inter can cheer him up, or even better winning the World Cup can cheer him up!

I know his team are out, but British pundits are so sheltered when it comes to dismissing anyone outside the Prem. Ronaldo was absolutely outstanding year after year, on a totally different level to anyone in the Premier League.... but now all of a sudden because he's not in the Premiership, he's not even a contender for best player in the world. It's only Rooney and Drogba. Rooney is world class, top 5 in world easily, but he isn't at the level of Cristiano Ronaldo yet.

how many did baldy bonce score tonight ?
i was watching  the second half of the  Madrid Lyon match, i was going to back Lyon at 80/1 with 20 minutes to go, they were looking the more likely to score at the time and i knew Madrid would be all over the place if Lyon scored, anyway i never put the bet on, 5 minutes later Lyon scored and in the last 2 minutes they had 2 clear one on ones and missed them both [ absolute sitters], i would have been distraught if they had won.

Can you get in to check? Some of the original choices might be invalid now as they have gone back to the Lane/Grove.

Morning all

Arsenal Ladies lost 2-1 in the first leg of their CL match against the German side FC Duisberg (sp), gives us a bit of hope for the home second leg.
Another Arsenal baby on loan scored last night Gilles Sunu at Derby, that's four of our babies on loan scoring over the last week  
Apparently Robbie Savage ended up in goal - and finished the game without someone sliding in on him!!
How bad were AC Milan last night? Beckham was the only one who gave it a go I thought

Hiya Veggie mate,.I'll try & dig out the user name details.

Milan looked very old last night,  not that looking old is a problem in it's self. 

 

You can borrow mine if you want...as long as you don't change my team

Hiya Croc, maybe you can tell me where both I am in the league, and where the N.L.E are.
How are you, no see you around much these day.  Millwall looking good for the playoffs, not sure about automatic promotion though. Charlton this week,

Thanks RZB
Talking of Charlton/ Millwall have you and Croc seen the link posted by Meaty and Crunchy on the last page. It's worth a read!

Someone on 5live said the AC bit stood for Age Concern
They were totally rubbish - I was shocked they even got out of the group stage with a team like that!

Crunchy, that Redcafe OP sounds as mad as your cat

I've bookmarked house of Fun to have a read later...that was one that we lost the link to when the old PC went tits up...and hadn't got back yet.
I'll have a go at copying the table into here

1	Bennett FC			1575
2	Perones Casuals			1573
3	doublejdcoke now			1468
4	Uncle Joes Mintballs			1371
5	castlelawn fools			1326
6	Queen of the Mouth			1313
7	Likeafires heroes			1290
8	Buttercup Blues			1267
9	Nayim Half Way Line.			1242
10	mazzys_hotspurs			1126
11	Silverwood FC			1105
12	North London Exiles			1067

Thanks Croc
Looks like the North London Exiles are as pants as we thought when we got rid of them!!


Where's Perones these days? I have him on FB but as anyone knows who has me there I use if for games not chatting

Actually where is Tom Bennet too? I haven't seen him around for ages.

dunno...i don't know who Perones is on FB...and I only got 7 points this week cos most of my players never played!!...I went down two whole places..

The positive reaction to the protests of Man Utd fans towards Glazer by the media annoys me somewhat, given that just a few months back every Bolton fan was abused by the same bleeding journalists for similar protests directed at our own ginger idiot...

well we are running short of England Captain candidates

Thanks for posting the table Croc, I've not made one sale or sub since August, maybe time to give it some attention. I've not seen Perones since Cbb in January, he'll probably pop back in the summer when BB starts.

I'm puzzled by the whole affair, why has it suddenly flared up again, I know there were protests when they took over, but once they delivered the league & C/L I thought it was the start of a love in,  

Good luck to Fulham tonight against Juventus.

Indeed Rooney is actually still in the Champions League!! (sic)  The cheating Portuguese bloke isn't  
Manchester United and Arsenal through and Franco's team out on their arse. It doesn't get any better than that.

I do hate that cheating Portuguese bloke - mind you I also hate Mourinho, Carvalho and Nani so I'm in the anyone but Portugal camp!
Oh Noez, Liverpool have just gone 1-0 down with only five minutes to go, not looking good for Rafa the Gaffer

 i would have thought his track record of beating people up, diving and giving the Vs to referees perfect for the  England captaincy barney   btw have you seen him playing lately, he is sheee-ite, he shouldn't even be in the England team.

Liverpool lost to Lille, they showed that year in the CL against United they are a decent team so maybe not a surprise?. Liverpool should win at Anfield.


Fulham 3-1 down against Juve and completely dominated.

I take it Nandos is off the menu at the Veggie household

Gabriel Tamas is claiming Villa are interested in him, yet his agent was quoted probably trying to stir trouble.. yet the Albion have first option on the guy for £800,000.


Hoping Cardiff avoid administration.

Evening Darlo.

Evening RZB, how are you?.


Hmm Spurs vs Man City will be a crucial game when it happens, funny how the Spurs fan in the Betfair advert is honest to say that if you did finish 4th most likely to end up going out in the qualifying rounds but who knows now?.