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I was walking to work when an old guy summoned me over to a garden.

β€œPssstt,” he said. β€œHey, boy, you see that rabbit hutch over there? If you go over and pull open the door, there’s a million pounds in there for you.”

β€œJust pull open the door?” I said in disbelief.

He replied, β€œYes.”

I said, β€œThere must be some sort of catch…”



Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

 

I was walking to work when an old guy summoned me over to a garden.

β€œPssstt,” he said. β€œHey, boy, you see that rabbit hutch over there? If you go over and pull open the door, there’s a million pounds in there for you.”

β€œJust pull open the door?” I said in disbelief.

He replied, β€œYes.”

I said, β€œThere must be some sort of catch…”



That really tickled me - the sillier the better 

Soozy Woo
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

 

I was walking to work when an old guy summoned me over to a garden.

β€œPssstt,” he said. β€œHey, boy, you see that rabbit hutch over there? If you go over and pull open the door, there’s a million pounds in there for you.”

β€œJust pull open the door?” I said in disbelief.

He replied, β€œYes.”

I said, β€œThere must be some sort of catch…”



That really tickled me - the sillier the better 

GYL 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

 

 

"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.' 


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