very versatile.

When I was little, I once emptied a whole bag of flour down the toilet.....didn't go down too well with the parents

Nice in a cake

I just ate a dumpling.  And some more.

ya'll right flour?

Best used as added ingredient to politicians. 

I quite like dandelions.

Are you a rabbit?

and why did Rawky-Roo put flour down the lavatory??

because I was about 4 years old and saw my Mum mix flour and water in a bowl. I was too little to reach the sink, so I used my initiative and used the toilet bowl.

That is genius!  I just keep loving you more and more.  Just please tell me you didn't try and eat the toilet batter.

No, unfortunately I was whisked away by my dad before I could start mixing. He locked me under the stairs for about a week and only gave me droplets of water through the little vent....I needed to learn a lesson.

Is it what made you the man you are today?

You're Harry Potter

No, Harry Potter had a small bed to sleep on, with a pillow. I had to make do with Tesco Carrier bags.

I know

But don't be too sad. Its made me the man I am today, gold tie and everything.

Truly is an inspiring story.

Oh it was worth it then

I bet all the parents on here are going to try it on their kids  now.

I am.  If they grow up to be owners of fine gold ties it will all be worthwhile

I might have children just so I can try it.  Would love an offspring with a gold tie!

Especially if they could dance like John Travolta.

Woah we'd  be millionaires!

Property is theft Karl!

Oops!

Down with capitalism!

Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft

Oh I kill me, *sides split*

ha ha ha ha ha!

Yep, I've sold the rights to Spielberg, its going to be next Summer's blockbuster. The working title for it is:

Boy Empties Bag of Flour Down the Lav and Gets Reprimanded by his Father who puts him under the Stairs to Learn a Valuable Lesson. In 3D

They were scrummy.

I bet it didn't go down too well in the toilet either

Flour & water makes wonderful glue - we used it a lot to make papier mache masks & toys.

Cakes!

It was poorly for a bit afterwards, almost had to put it down

Is it gluten intolerant?

I don't know what the diagnosis was.....I was only 4 at the time.

Maybe it was just faking an intolerance to look interesting. Lavatories are usually okay with flour.

So you saying after all those years of me being locked under the stairs, that the toilet was most likely ok?

Yeah, it had just read too much of the lifestyle pages of the Guardian and decided to fake some food allergies and start wearing hemp.