I'm sensing 'Trolley Rage'!

So its "people" then?

I think I best hide as I do a few off those things
However when its more reasonable hour I will think of my 5 and get back to ya

Try Ocado?

out of order cashpoints
queuing  for cashpoints
sticky dirty cashpoints
no advice slips in cashpoints
and they never give out an extra tenna

Try Ocado?

do they work?

G'day *tips hat thingy*

I believe they do - well they did last time I used them about 13 months ago

My dear, if I were to list my annoyances I would take up enough bandwidth to crash half the world wide web

1. Smart-arsed technology that we don't need and won't work.

2. Snobbery and hierarchy.
3. The doom and gloom brigade telling us everything is wrong and bad when really most of us live charmed lives and should be thankful.
4. People talking to me when i'm on the telephone (I'm talking already!!! How can i talk to you too !!!!!)  
5. Political correctness and Health n Safety Nanny State banning everything in life that makes life worth living.

This is going to sound really sappy, but I don't care........I don't know you Moonie, but you always seem lovely, and I can't see you getting angry  at all that much.

I can get angry in supermarkets though ........I feel your pain

Oh Moonie can be a thorough tw*t


 only joking mate

 googled - found,  internet shopping - not cashpoints

 There's a theme here. The OP would hate me, I lean on the trolly, basically because I get out of breath and I cling to it for dear life.

Don't think the OP is capable of hating anyone Cologne

When I say hate, I'm kind of meaning the vernacular.

I lean on it, if I ever end up in a supermarket, because I'm practicing for my zimmer frame.

 

5 things that really anger me

Cruelty whether to child, adult or animal
Injustice
Politics when it favours the rich
Prejudice whether about age of young or old, colour, or culture/belief.
People who are offensive or ignorant.

Oooooh, I LOVE these threads, because I am a proper whingey moaning old cow who hates almost EVERYone. 

OK, my annoyances; (it will probably be a lot more than five.)

Senior citizens charging straight to the front in queues, by pretending they conveniently didn't realise it was the front. (Not a senior citizen bashing post BTW, but people under 55/60 never do it...not to me anyway...)

People driving up my arse on the road (usually a man.)  I will slow down if someone tries to run me off the road, and won't be bullied into going faster.  As long as I am doing the speed limit or slightly less, that's OK with me.

Rude and inconsiderate people pushing and shoving in the town centre, and looking sideways whilst walking forwards, then huffing and tutting when I collide into them.  (Usually a woman...)

People who let their kids misbehave and annoy other people, and seem totally oblivious to it.

People who park opposite my drive!  (That car has been moved now BTW LOL!)  Also, inconsiderate parking in general.

Neighbours playing loud music, or having their tv loud!

People revving up car engines, particularly at 5.40am!

Cash for Gold commercials!

Bin liners coming through my door, announcing they're making a 'collection' of clothes and bric a brac (This past few months I have had them from the Red Cross, Help the aged, PDSA, Help the Soldiers, Breast cancer care, Air ambulance, Prostate Cancer care, Give Goats to Rwandan families, Bednets for Haiti, Crisis Relief in Zimbabwe, HIV Awareness, and many more...)  Seriously, how much bric a brac to they think people HAVE?!  Moreover, I KNOW that the majority of these are fake anyway, and that it's just random people trying to get stuff to sell at car booters and on ebay and markets.  (Don't ask me how I know, but I have heard it and read it many times now, so always be on your guard folks, before you fill these bags; make sure the bag has a landline number on it, and ring them and check they ARE doing a collection!)  We're not heartless BTW and do give to half a dozen different charities, but we won't give to door to door people; EVER.

People knocking my door to do a survey, change energy suppliers, or collecting for a charity.  (Usually at tea time.)  We have a 'NOT WELCOME' sign in the door, and they still knock!  Last week, my other half asked why they knocked, and this woman (trying to get us to give bank details for a charity, so we could contribute £10 a month!) said that she had been told to knock anyway, even if there was a sign!

CHUGGERS (Charity muggers) in the street.)  It should be legal to smack these people with a wet haddock!

Cold calling on the phone (usually at tea time.)  The TPS can stop the majority of them, but we still get some from overseas, which they can't damn well stop!

Coleen Nolan, Katie Price, Coleen Rooney, Kerry Katona, Cheryl Cole, Chris Moyles, and other talentless, vacuous lumps of lard, who adorn the pages of shyte magazines like Heat, OK, Hello and similar pieces of loo roll.

People who jump on you and accuse you of being hard, cold or nasty or stupid, and of not knowing jack, (and many other insults) because your opinion doesn't coincide with theirs...and those who who have a proper go at you and demand to know why you're not extreme left wing and feminist like them, or extreme right wing and a supporter of the BNP like them...and other similar things...

People who feel the need to tell you what's best for you, or give an opinion you haven't asked for (your man is no good, you've put weight on, and so on and so on...)

LaRoux's lead singer's voice.


That woman's face on the Bailey's ad!  (Gotta love cafeee, gotta love cafeee!)

LILY ALLEN!  And her latest piece of garbage is a total rip off of SHINE by TAKE THAT!!!  (Who'd have known?')  Seriously who BUYS her music?!  The same people who buy Cheryl Cole I guess. 


Alexandra Burke!  One of the most annoying peopel EVER.  And that stupid look se has on her face when they announce she is the winner of X factor (like a manic cod!) makes me squirm!




Bet you wish you hadn't asked now LOL!

Sky not issuing new remotes periodically to their subscription customers... and expecting us to buy them from bleedin argos!

Powercuts (& snow)

So called Experts on telly that use jargon, undermine its true meaning and basically get paid for stating the bleedin obvious  (funniest one was a Pond Consultant on Gardeners World.... when asked what the problem was with the diminishing pond, the expert replied "it needs more water" )

Bill Turnbull & Sian Williams on BBC Breakfast (they make me shout rude words at the telly in a morning)

PHDs or National Surveys into questions no one could give a flying one about.  Why????  e.g. a recent survey undertaken has revealed that women do more housework than men.  (I remember that one being reported... but its one of many)... I just think wtf?  who decided that question deserved a survey... not only is it pretty obvious what the answer will be.... what action will be taken on the strength of the results?

These are too thick for the cash machines.   A well known chemist is soon to start rolling out special ATM's (Automated Tena Machines) for these particular items.  Hope you can hold it in that long.

Moonie, I agree with Stoory, I can't imagine you getting really annoyed with anyone.

Some of the things which annoy me are:
1. Cruelty in any form - physical, emotional or verbal.
2. Rude people who can't be bothered to say please or thank you.
3. People who bump into you and don't apologise.
4. Drivers who don't know what indicators are for.
5. Cold callers. My telephone number is unlisted and and I'm registered with a TPS because I don't want your call!!

I love Frosty's post and agree with pretty much everything on there!

I second that definately

love your post frosty.
things that irk me are..

power companies' direct debits which allow you pay(usually over the odds) for  power you haven't used yet and their complex gobbledegook  billing every 6 months. ,how about a novel idea, you get off your bums and out in the street and read the feckin meters and then send us a bill for what we've used each month, how radical eh!!

banks and their miserable can't be arsed  staff, each time i  go in there 'oh that's a lot of change, can you not take it to your own bank?' -  this is my bank,
i want to pay it into my account- 'sigh tut'
Could you trace my £2000 i transferred 6 days ago which hasn't arrived  at it's destination but has gone from my account please - 'you'll need to contact your own branch' - why? -'we can't do it, we need the details' - i have the details -'but this isn't your branch' - i don't care,it's the same bank and you have lost £2000 of mine -'sniff,grimace,sigh,tut.....'

colleagues who hover by my desk,making faces and twitching as they try to get my attention,whilst i am on the phone and pc and doing mental arithmetic all at the same time  and then say ' are you busy?'  and  wave theirs papers at  me,take your papers and your  twitching and learn how to be a human being , preferably  as far away from my desk as possible,or failing that just leave via the window, ta.

eggs whites.

cartons of fluids, pull here, it says, brilliant, so i pull there and the contents spew out all over me,chopped tomatoes are the worst,closely followed by vacuum packs of coffee.

my neighbours and their constantly crapping dog, never does  at their  house but carefully selects an area directly in  front of my french window  and  empties it's bowels in full and glorious view, normally at dinner time.

I had to put my tea down then!!!

has the same effect on me rexi.lol

i left off local councils, or licensed bandits  as i prefer to call them .

I agree with Frosty too.

This thread was done in "the best possible taste"

Just an attempt at a little "angry" fun

Blizzie

Folk that don't pick up after their pooches!....or that let them out alone to roam the streets..especially them nasty ugly looking ones!...


Flies!

Ahhh Frosty - it's like looking in the mirror

Nope, tis what the thread is all about

1. neighbours playing their music very late at night
2. neighbours having very bad taste in music
3. Car drivers not waiting until I've cleared the zebra crossing before passing me
4. selfish buggy users on buses who think they are entitled to take up the buggy bay and the disabled seats for their other children.
5. London Midland train service because they are always cancelling the bliddy train to college.  
6. People who have very very loud conversations on their mobile phones on trains/buses
7. Long life low energy bulbs - they're carp

Oooooh, thank you guys,     I feel quite flattered and chuffed that you all like my post    Looks like it's not just me who's grumpy and gets peed off with almost everything some days!

I'm still trying to condense my LIST. Some good top runners though

Oh... and whatever it was that just made my typing small.... AND... system error messages