Yay, they did!    

Right, I'm off to bed. Night 

Night Sprout  

Bump

Thanks EC  

Oh, she got stood up last time 

Welcome.

I'm in the middle of prepping sangers for tomorrow's lunch and ironing a shirt, so my posts may be sporadic at best.

Yes, TBF I would have stood her up. 

Don't get them muddled up or it'll be toasties for lunch 

Nice.  Let's talk bodily functions and have a nice dinner.

Now you know why I said ^ up there. 

I'd get up and leave her sitting there.

Oh dear!

It's to stop the pips going in your meal !

Tom's got Esso's finest..... 

Yes love, it's not compulsory that you get married. Try deciding what you want from life, not basing it on others. 

It's as if she's in a competition!

"Quite curvy"  - t*ts and ar$e 

Oh dear.  Think you've got more chance of a blow torch, mate.

She is thicker than a whale omelette!    

Haha..    

I've never watched this.. it's been on in the background tonight and I'm getting sucked in...   

Do you think she wants to leave but she's enjoying her soup..

If Mr Esso is an En-treeeeeee-pren-ooooo-er then why has he had to travel to London for a date?  Does everyone in Leeds know something that London doesn't?

Despite the image they are trying to portray, the girl from Liverpool and the lad from Leeds are neither deep nor classy.

What they are is normal with a hint of delusion.

The force is strong, Skywalker  

Better class of garage?

Hi Kaffy.

This is quite possibly the second series. But I can't be sure. I have watched it before.

I'm not sure the concept of 'thinking' is her forte.

I've seen it advertised but it never appealed to me till I saw bits of it tonight.

I bet he uses Duckham's as an essential oil.

Webcam "artiste", read sex worker. 

"webcam artiste"  

Hooker!

In three consecutive posts we all said the same!

In sync.

We're like the 3 Degrees  

Sadly, Kaffs can't sing.