I'm currently saying the only thing I know I can do in a Geordie accent. 
What? tell us?
"The photocopier needs new paper".
Nah, its....the photocopia needs new p'yeppa
Her hands are a few shades darker than the rest of her skin!
Or....it needs it's nappy changing
I'm currently saying the only thing I know I can do in a Geordie accent.
What? tell us?
"The photocopier needs new paper".
Nah, its....the photocopia needs new p'yeppa
Yes, I wrote it not as I would say it, but yes your description is how I say it. 
Pity the Maitre D' isn't Italian.
And better looking.
And not French.
I'm currently saying the only thing I know I can do in a Geordie accent.
What? tell us?
"The photocopier needs new paper".
Nah, its....the photocopia needs new p'yeppa
Yes, I wrote it not as I would say it, but yes your description is how I say it.
LOL!
Don't like the nose piercing one bit.
Two black bogies.
Don't like the nose piercing one bit.
Only things that should be pierced are ears
Pity the Maitre D' isn't Italian.
And better looking.
And not French.
Not keen on the French hey Cosi? 
Two black bogies.
Two black bogies.
Not keen on the French hey Cosi?
Not fussed. I quite like them if they're handsome and don't talk a load of bull. Also, an Italian accent would help - a lot.
Not keen on the French hey Cosi?
Not fussed. I quite like them if they're handsome and don't talk a load of bull. Also, an Italian accent would help - a lot.
How does Yorkshire grab you?
Nathania. 
Not bad.
Oops!
Nice!
Oops!
The loud pussy request?
Nice!
Ah, yes, a bit loud.
How does Yorkshire grab you?
Alreet
But my favourite is still a good old London boy
Loving the pipe.
Oops!
The loud pussy request?
No the other one with the conversation
She counted the money out on the table 
How does Yorkshire grab you?
Alreet
But my favourite is still a good old London boy
She counted the money out on the table
I do too, it's really hard to count out enough 5p pieces to pay for a ÂĢ70 meal.
There's a touch of helium balloon about our Nathaniananananaia
She counted the money out on the table
I do too, it's really hard to count out enough 5p pieces to pay for a ÂĢ70 meal.
There's a touch of helium balloon about our Nathaniananananaia
Like it's not her real voice?
Awww, Eric 
He deserves someone nice.
She counted the money out on the table
I do too, it's really hard to count out enough 5p pieces to pay for a ÂĢ70 meal.
Gawd..!
Awww, Eric He deserves someone nice.
I'm not sure she might be the right one, although it could just be nerves I guess
There's a touch of helium balloon about our Nathaniananananaia
Like it's not her real voice?
Well it obviously is, but it's got a bit of a wobbly/girly thing going on.
It might get on my nerves.
After a while.
Or by the time the date was over 
There's a touch of helium balloon about our Nathaniananananaia
Like it's not her real voice?
Well it obviously is, but it's got a bit of a wobbly/girly thing going on.
It might get on my nerves.
After a while.
Or by the time the date was over
Yes, Nathaniaiaiaiaiaiaian is a bit high pitched.
Awww, Eric He deserves someone nice.
I'm not sure she might be the right one, although it could just be nerves I guess
They're compatible in the 'loss' department; hope they get on well.
Right then Sprout & Cosi, I have to be up at 5:30, so orf to bed.
Thanks for the company.
Will catch you for Masterchef tomorrow.
Night.
Yeah, I'm going when this finishes
Early doors, EC..! 
Sleep well, see you tomorrow 
Yeah, I'm going when this finishes
We just need Eric to have a happy ending
