What a daft question 

Too much information love !!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm . . . . none

Awww, feeling a bit sorry for the ex-pornstar. Seems like a nice enough bloke, she needs to be nicer to him even though she don't like him.

What did she say was fluttering?

Nope - not liking him

Her f*nny !!

She's out the window then

Holy Cow - she's vile

"Would I high five his face with my m*nge" !!!!!!!

She is class...!

Oh this lot are coached for sure

Thanks for the company Saint. 

More *cringe* watching first dates. 

I think older couples come across better than the majority of young ones, they can be a bit crass

they certainly can. When the first question you ask a potential date is where is the strangest place you have had sex, it shows that youth is not all it's cracked up to be.

I agree, trying to define someone by a star sign is not a good idea.

ooh lesbian girl is nice

Bad lang is really off putting

Not a good chat up line when you've only just met

Boomp

Now, can I post while trying to wash pots and make sandwiches for tomorrow?

They might get a bit soggy....?  

 They might just.

Love that, how old are you, 34, ooh, touching 40. Way to charm a woman!

He's no mathematician 

Where's the toilet? I'm gonna go and pee....nice 

I really don't like her. Don't like the double tongue piercings or her nails. Not my cuppa char

Dom's got the short straw here 

They seems to swear so early after meeting. I would never swear unless I stubbed my toe.

And that was a bad joke! 

I'm a much better lover than any Frenchman 

Cold feet! - No, lucky escape when he sees this back.

He knows someone that knows her I bet 

Is that a Geordie lass?

Oh hey up 

I'm currently saying the only thing I know I can do in a Geordie accent. 

PMSL! I think not! 

What? tell us? 

"The photocopier needs new paper".