I really don't think we need the 'summary' when it comes to Dancer Frankie and her black date.

I really DO NOT like dancer Frankie

She's literally prostituting herself to him 

Calm yourself - the NHS can only cope with so  much

Checking...

If you insist - though I think Mr. Patel might be in for a shock

She's trying hard to suppress her obvious massive sexual desires. Although I have rarely seen anything that is so on a plate for him.

If they don't have sex then I am a Dutchman.

OMG! Thai girl - Such hard work.

But I do find her funny.

CAT - has the axis of evil

Demanding Needy and Never satisfied

That is our family motto 

lol

I could honestly see that on a coat of arms  

It's being repeated on Four @ 11pm tonight. If you missed it give it a go.

This show is throwing up a character or two.

I'll be catching up on another helping at 10pm. 

Could I do this? No, not on TV. Some of the chat up lines are cringe!

"Is Ebola an African cuisine"? 

"I did not know you could be Egyptian"

"I thought it was just in the olden days"

How thick is this girl 

She is giving podium dancers a bad name. I always thought podium dancers were students working their way through college... Not this girl.

Caricatures of real people 

"Is your mum a milf"?

No way can you ask that question to a guy, any guy, ever. Totally inappropriate.

I caught the last 5 minutes of it (was it yesterday evening?).

I was blushing and cringing the whole time.

Is it compulsory to be off your trolley?  

You're a glutton for punishment, EC! 

This one on now is a new episode I think. I've not seen it yet.

And yes, you have to be off your trolley. 

These two are two boring people and their date is following the general theme of boredom.

This guy is going to the toilet every 5 minutes, that's going to have his date asking questions!

I can see chunky and beardy hitting it off

"Everyone in Barnsley is inbred" 

The funny thing is, it's true. No not really. Yes it is! .

"Do you have any fetishes, like feet"?

Just the sort of questions I ask on a first date. 

I think they're coached to ask daft stuff

Its sad that we all seem so scared of each other

She is weird as f*** this one.

That Barnsley/Leeds couple actually made me laugh with their banter.

Its odd cos I can tell instantly if I fancy them

So which girls and or guys have caught your eye tonight then?

Maybe growing your hair on both sides of your head may help attract a few more guy's.

Girls . . . none

Guys - not into guys

I do love a girl who punctuates her sentences with the word f*****g all the time. 

Not even the Barnsley lass?

She was funny, inbred but funny.