Of cours, your love life might have suffered because you're a deluded diva bitch..

Run, Louis, Run..!!!!

He's a good looking bloke.

Oh manners.. evening both of you.

Don't worry, she'd tell you.

Hello darling 

That's the thing, if I were that guy they would have to tell me who she is and cos I don't watch that X programme I would not know her from that either.

I can tell you're  a fan too!

This guy is NOT subtle at all.

Burke by name ... am I close?

I'm like a pane of glass at times  

The gay guy is 

I love how he just sat down at their date. 

Twit

I'd rather do lunch with him than BurkeyBird.

ha!  Made in Chelsea.. Jamie's an idiot.   A funny idiot though.

Kaffs should know this Chelsea bloke

ETA...and she does 

Way to build his confidence. 

  He's the heir to the McVities empire.

Really!

Is his lastname digestive?

nah.. Dodger.

Jamie Dodger...

I knew I'd gone wrong with the bloodline:  my uncle (pre chauffeuring Horace Cutler of the GLC) worked for Peak Freens biscuits 

She shoots, she scores     

You know.. the more I learn about you, the more I realise why you're tracing your family tree!  

Van driver.  It's an exotic and eclectic mix - but just not where Uncle Bert's concerned 

I thinky Burkey and the bloke are match made in heaven.  They can just sit there pretending to admire each other all night.

 I want to see who the gay guy ends up with.

Was she inviting him for a quick bunk up in the kitchen there?

I like the leg thing.

She plays around with brains?  

She's far too clever for Jamie, but he'll love how bendy she is.

You really need to stop hanging out with Vids

Just the right leg?

Where's that!

The restaurant?  If so, Paternoster Square (nr St Paul's Cathedral)

You reminded me of the Peter Cook/Dudley Moore sketch...

No,  I was mimicking the twit from Chelsea show.

Oh, you've not lost the common touch, Alexandra.