(Adapted and amended from a previous post.)
Final Night in the Big Brother House.
They will all be holding hands.
Siavash will say something truly profound (ish).
Davina: "In 5th place -DAVID"
David leaves quickly because he does not wish to upset BB, but he manages to say a few words about it being the most unforgettable and best time of his life. He wuddn`t `ave missed it for the world. He stifles his sobbing and thanks Vivienne Westwood and BB.
(David leaves, and the others take their fingers from their ears.)
Charlie panics.
He takes his top off and puts on a new one. He mumbles something about loving everybody.
But the reassurance he was looking for is not forthcoming, which makes him panic even more.
His eyes dart rapidly and his lips curl (It is unclear if this is an attempt at a smile or a sneer.) "But aa do" says Charlie. "Aa loves ya all. I really, really, really do."
Davina: "In 4th place -CHARLIE"
"But Davina. I didn`t want to be 4th. Its not fair. Everybody else has got what they wanted, except me. I don`t want to be 4th."
"But it`s not fair" continues Charlie "I love everybody me. I do. I really, really do."
(Rodrigo stifles a giggle.)
Charlie leaves rapidly forgetting to say goodbye.
He stands at the top of the steps waiting for the doors to open, practising a pout and adjusting his genitals.
(Sophie twists her hair)
(Siavash says "Oh my God")
(Rodrigo says "Ssshhh!)
Davina: "Ib 3rd place - SIAVASH"
Siavash steadily adjusts his many and various plaits and pigtails, and metal accessories. He polishes the 6inch nail in his lip and drawls "Love you guys; it`s all good."
Flicks more glitter on his chest and rips off one trouser leg.
He spits into the potted palm and says "F*** me!"
"Yes guys" he drawls slowly "we have been through a lot together. We`ve had highs and lows and in years to come when we meet up for the 100th re-union..."
(But Rodrigo is giggling and Sophie is snoring.)
Top of the steps, waiting for the doors to open, he also rips one sleeve off and nods with satisfaction. He takes off one shoe and suspends it from the ostentatious hook in his ear. The doors open, Siavash raises his arms, and falls flat on his face!
(Sophie twirls hair faster and faster.)
Davina: "In 2nd place - SOPHIE"
Sophie pulls a big chunk of hair extension out.
Says to Rodrigo "Do I look fat, like?
Rodrigo says she looks lovely.
Sophie says "Do I, like, look pregnant, like?"
Rodrigo says "No. You look lovely."
Sophie`s eyelash sticks to her forehead reulting in a look of extreme amazement. She frees it.
Runs up the steps, twirling her hair.
Door opens. Sophie waves with a big smile on her face, and a quick breast adjustment.
Davina:"The winner is -RODRIGO"
Rodrigo yells "God save The Queen; I love your countree"
And faints.
Final Night in the Big Brother House.
They will all be holding hands.
Siavash will say something truly profound (ish).
Davina: "In 5th place -DAVID"
David leaves quickly because he does not wish to upset BB, but he manages to say a few words about it being the most unforgettable and best time of his life. He wuddn`t `ave missed it for the world. He stifles his sobbing and thanks Vivienne Westwood and BB.
(David leaves, and the others take their fingers from their ears.)
Charlie panics.
He takes his top off and puts on a new one. He mumbles something about loving everybody.
But the reassurance he was looking for is not forthcoming, which makes him panic even more.
His eyes dart rapidly and his lips curl (It is unclear if this is an attempt at a smile or a sneer.) "But aa do" says Charlie. "Aa loves ya all. I really, really, really do."
Davina: "In 4th place -CHARLIE"
"But Davina. I didn`t want to be 4th. Its not fair. Everybody else has got what they wanted, except me. I don`t want to be 4th."
"But it`s not fair" continues Charlie "I love everybody me. I do. I really, really do."
(Rodrigo stifles a giggle.)
Charlie leaves rapidly forgetting to say goodbye.
He stands at the top of the steps waiting for the doors to open, practising a pout and adjusting his genitals.
(Sophie twists her hair)
(Siavash says "Oh my God")
(Rodrigo says "Ssshhh!)
Davina: "Ib 3rd place - SIAVASH"
Siavash steadily adjusts his many and various plaits and pigtails, and metal accessories. He polishes the 6inch nail in his lip and drawls "Love you guys; it`s all good."
Flicks more glitter on his chest and rips off one trouser leg.
He spits into the potted palm and says "F*** me!"
"Yes guys" he drawls slowly "we have been through a lot together. We`ve had highs and lows and in years to come when we meet up for the 100th re-union..."
(But Rodrigo is giggling and Sophie is snoring.)
Top of the steps, waiting for the doors to open, he also rips one sleeve off and nods with satisfaction. He takes off one shoe and suspends it from the ostentatious hook in his ear. The doors open, Siavash raises his arms, and falls flat on his face!
(Sophie twirls hair faster and faster.)
Davina: "In 2nd place - SOPHIE"
Sophie pulls a big chunk of hair extension out.
Says to Rodrigo "Do I look fat, like?
Rodrigo says she looks lovely.
Sophie says "Do I, like, look pregnant, like?"
Rodrigo says "No. You look lovely."
Sophie`s eyelash sticks to her forehead reulting in a look of extreme amazement. She frees it.
Runs up the steps, twirling her hair.
Door opens. Sophie waves with a big smile on her face, and a quick breast adjustment.
Davina:"The winner is -RODRIGO"
Rodrigo yells "God save The Queen; I love your countree"
And faints.
