Filthy joke of the day

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Saint

Stop me if you've heard this one . . .

Bin man knocks on CHinese Restuarant's door, CHina man answers
"Where's your bin mate?" he asks

"I just bin to the toilet" says China Man

"No, no - i meant where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin to the the toilet" insists the China man
"I need to know where's your wheely bin?" the guy insists
"Ok ok i weally bin having a wank"

I'd just like to apologise for that joke - twas quite rood

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Prince CharMINGMember

VILE!

12/10/093:38 AM

slimfernMember VIP

.............

well I thought it was funny!

12/10/093:41 AM

Prince CharMINGMember

It was, I just wanted to say the word vile!

COZ I CAN

12/10/093:44 AM

DemantoidMember

Boy and girl are on a date and at the end of it, she invites him back to her place. But she warns him to be quiet because her parents are asleep upstairs.
As they start getting friendly on the sofa, he tells her he's bursting for the loo.
"If you go upstairs to the bathroom you'll wake the olds," she tells him. "Go in the kitchen and use the sink instead - my dad does that sometimes."
So off he goes, while she waits.
A minute later, he sticks his head round the door and asks: "Got any paper?"

12/10/093:44 AM

Smarting ButtocksMember

12/10/093:47 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Ewwwwwwww Gross!!!........

12/10/093:47 AM

SaintMember 10 years

ha ha ha ha

12/10/093:55 AM

SazBombMember

Reference:

Boy and girl are on a date and at the end of it, she invites him back to her place. But she warns him to be quiet because her parents are asleep upstairs. As they start getting friendly on the sofa, he tells her he's bursting for the loo. "If you go upstairs to the bathroom you'll wake the olds," she tells him. "Go in the kitchen and use the sink instead - my dad does that sometimes." So off he goes, while she waits. A minute later, he sticks his head round the door and asks: "Got any paper?"

12/10/094:34 AM

AboMember

Renton, that made OH laugh out loud & then have coughing fit. So it was really funny

12/10/094:48 AM

SaintMember 10 years

LOL great - its rude but so so funny

. . .and my classic
Wot goes "Ooooo" ?
A cow with no lips

Its an oldie but a goldie - bye 4 now

12/10/095:03 AM

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