Tonight Danica buried her head in Lorenzo's crotch as he smoked.
"Do you wanna go inside?" asked Lorenzo.
His penis nodded in agreement 
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Coleen smeared her cream in Julie's face so hard Julie nearly gagged on her falsies
Danica flayed The Situation with a vicious tongue lashing.
The Situation tossed it to one side
The Situation entered the Diary Room trembling with tension.
He spilled his load all over Big Brother
Julian refused to get into a purple car.
However he has considered several purple helmets
Julie nearly sucked that cherub's banana into next week's Corrie episode
All contestants had to undergo health screening before acceptance into CBB.
When the test results revealed Danica's mouth swab contained a higher sperm count than Mike's ball bags, Lorenzo's hopes for a 'Danica clone' increased ten fold!!
Rhian was tossed off the Big Brother show last night.
She said it was a huge relief.
Ashley felt likewise 3mins later
Julian's disappointment at The Situation's failure to recognise his gay come on (the occasional table meaning he wants it on all fours) didn't last long after he heard that Harvey was not only a ring-leader but also a 'sh*t-stirrer' !!
One can only wonder how Julian will react when he's told Harvey can only manage 21seconds before he has to go, aherm !!
After his emergency dental treatment Julian was asked to spit.
He declined saying he could never break the habit of a lifetime.
When Julian heard Julie swung both ways - he wondered how she made her testicles do that?
Julain admitted to becoming 'aroused' when dancing with Julie 'snake-hips' Goodyear.
Julie reassured him when she confessed her ovaries were as barren as X Factor talent
Martin told everyone before his time in EastEnders he used to spank his plank while his brother tinkled in the background.
It brought tears to Julian's eyes
Julie told Harvey the ring on his little finger signified he was gay.
When she suggested putting Harvey's ring on a more appropriate finger Julian offered all ten of his
Norman Lamont was stable in hospital after hearing the news.
I think I'm seeing a censored version of BB [the next day repeat ]. The Julie banana thing was cut out, I never saw it!
I didn't hear Martin talking seccsy with the lads either, which apparently he did.
I'll have to get my filf in here!
Enjoy NoseyRosie - ya filt-pot 
Thanks for that Saint.. I think
Julie's a mucky lady 
Lucky she didn't leave her false teeth in that banana
Julian gritted his teeth so hard he required dental treatment after watch Julie's performance.
Julie left the house and recieved a warm hand on her exit
Julian was pleased to stay and face Harvey's arse - the whole of it !!
Julian is your winner !!!
He enjoyed the warm hand on his entrance
He preferred the warm hand on his exit
. . . . and then he got his cock out !!! 
Thank you and goodnight from filth corner
Julian: It's so nice to come first on big brother.
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Julian: It's so nice to come first on big brother.
When The Situation described himself as a "spunky kinda guy", Julian nearly fainted into nana Julie's tiddies.