Das Boot.

I thought it was about footwear

Never ending story

Quantum of Solace

Promises to be: a stylish Bond film in which an evil madman threatens the world order

Is: a bond film in which James drives a mondeo, and a businessman threatens to overcharge some people.

I loved Das Boot btw Slinks

Crock of shite Dundee. There were references to crocodiles but very little about Dundee.

Last Tango in Paris

Promises to be: series finale of European Strictly Come Dancing

Is: mumbled advert for bumsex and butter.

No cake either
 
 
 

vannila sky 

*clicks an imaginary "like" button*

Solaris!! pile of poo!

Big.

Just not what I expected.

Avatar - it's a bit shit ©


Z.

^^^ That jusn't work though?

Avatar

Promises to be: an expose of digital representations of people.


Is: some blue 'unts fannying about to no great accomplishment

True, Antiope ...

.. still a bit shit © though


Z.

Last of the Mohicans.

Lies

Promised to eradicate but NO! They are still walk amongst us!

  

and they are breeding

Fantastic 4

Promises to be: a group of 4 people who are in fact Fantastic.

Is: not.

that's one of my all time favourite films 

Blair Witch Project.  Utter cock.

A Clockwork Orange.

I didn't see one of these:

Inception - total snorefest 

The Godfather movies; over-hyped parp ... Also Taxi Driver, and a clockwork orange and quite a few of those over hyped films from the 70s.  Loved Inception and the Croc dundees and blair witch.  Funny how we all have differing tastes.  Paranomal activity was the biggest waste of six pounds and 90 minutes ever.  Worst film I have ever seen.  Avatar was OK, but massively over rated and over hyped.  Titanic still pisses all over it,  and as far as I'm concerned is the biggest film of all time.  Love the Alien movies.. though the fourth one wasn't brilliant....

500 days of summer I thought it was a romantic story set in summer time It's about a girl called summer who dumps the lad and gets engaged to someone else- in the space of 500 days..

The Time Travellers wife .
What a pile of Poo,a couple of hours ruined,wasted,  watching that rubbish.

Erin I thought it was just me.  I thought that movie was a pile of poo too.  The book was actually better.  Pretty much agree with some of the choices here.  And the last 3 star wars films were pants imo.  Haydn wotsizname playing anakin skywalker was shockingly bad,   terrible wooden acting. 

Sparkles I went to see it having read the book,thank goodness I had.
My friend had to constantly ask me what the heck was going on.She completely lost interest trying to keep up .I had difficulty trying to explain the part where he met his own daughter.
We did have a laugh when we were leaving the cinema ,everyone had a confused look on their face.

Come Together

Promises to be: liberated sex fest - sound tracked by late period Beatles.

Is: bloke weighing up greeting cards or underage sex.  Boringly.

Dances with wolves. I was there, popcorn and jazz hands at the ready


 
one word......GUTTED

the tom cruise film, Taps. Not a mention of a 3 hole bath filler or a flexible spout sink mixer in sight!

Raiders of the Lost Ark

More like, "Warehousers of the Lost Ark"

Back to the Future - "Back to the Past", surely?

Star Wars 4: The return of the Jedi - but the Jedi are in all Star Wars films

Trainspotting I don't recall any anoraks, thermos flasks and geeky school boys noting down train numbers, Drugspotting, more like!

Rosemary's Baby

Those expecting a film about a baby are going to be disappointed.  There's no baby in it until right at the end, and then you don't even get to see her baby.

Never Ending Story

paranormal activity
a film about a door that opens and shuts
total bollox

eyes wide shut........erotic thriller.......

about as erotic as stepping in dog shit

ooh i llke stepping in dog sh.......*fades away*..

Fanny By Gaslight

heehee
reminds me of viz