Great letter in the paper today
'While stitching up the hand of 75 year old Devon Farmer who cut it on a gate as he was working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually, the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was. The old farmer said: "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fencepost with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise".
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place".
'While stitching up the hand of 75 year old Devon Farmer who cut it on a gate as he was working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation.
Eventually, the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister.
"Well, you know," drawled the old farmer, "this Brown fellow is what they call a fencepost tortoise".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was. The old farmer said: "When you're driving along a country road and you come across a fencepost with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise".
The old farmer saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he definitely doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just have to wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place".
Brilliant! 
Was going to add monkey socks