Attention Lee, Attention Lee get Friar Feck off that roof rack, we might have a spot of bother  

drinks trolley dame?..great......mines a bud!!.......i've had a thought about inflight entertainment..........how about...........john james your time in bb revisited?......we could play games such as........

dragging him along the carpeted aisle of the plane before flushing his head in the loo........just like sunshine and the pool!!

making an announcement there's an emergency and we all need to put on life jackets......except him cos we know he doesn't like dressing up!



as we plummet towards the ocean finally putting his life jacket on telling him......'unlucky.......yours doesn't give a rip'!

Our take off music

Dame hold your whist madam,Del (JJ) pays for light treatment,we'll oblige and he can have it courtesy of Feck Orf Airlines,free.*Puts another rack on roof*

 great stuff Lee

 


We're saving the bud for later Sponey when we're celebrating, but we've loads of out of date Stella, here catch  We're now on out of date by 1998, we're getting through them pretty darn quick 

You've put my mind at rest Lee....I think  

Sorry Feckers but we have additional traveller,this lady has specifically asked to be seated with Parton throughout the trip,I'm sure he won't mind.

Oh Lee

Sky she claimed to be his missus,who am I to argue with her.

A warm Welcome to all the new Feckers 

Is she alive, or would he know the difference

Lookin good dame

She's only 24 but he's put years on her

Thanks Skylark, fancy a game of laughing at passport phots's, I stole  found Mr Partons passport...here have a gander 

Woohoo we're in business now Dame,we can do a deal with BB,available for all evicted Hm's ,how we deliver them home depends how much we hated  like them.

Is that the boyfriend then

Poor critter started out as a Barbie doll lookilike.

OMG Dame he is scary looking in that picture.

Taps nose 

I'm trying to strike a deal Lee, and the altitude of the drop, all depending on how much we detested them 

*taps nose along with Dame Ann*

He'll need this  

taps nose along with Dame Ann, Lee and Baz. By the way has John James never heard of deodrant..he looks well sweaty betty in the pic (with his B/F)

  Some cruisin' sounds...

Fairfax.... I've put a vote in for you for JJ & Dave.... but now I am concentrating on Dave, to try and save Corin.... Hope that's OK

Attention little fecker Mr Parton, that was not the Diary Room door 

 

Just to reiterate what Corin told him he was.

She should stay tonight just for that remark  but I don't think she will 

Que sera sera Dame ,but imo she did give the best one liner of the series when she told him he travelled half way around the world to be angry.

 

 Lee



Oh well he's wanting to go quickly, he told Josie earlier he probably won't be around for the final 

That's his tear ducts leaking baz 

Are we all ready.........................is the champagne cooled?

We won't see his heels for dust,thank god.

Preparing for take off,finally.

I'm here, have dried me eyes and I've the drinks trolley on hand