*phew* thank goodness for that, I almost had a 30 second flush there!
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Dame, that's very funny. It needs the music to the advert for the little cigars, can't remember what they were called. Hang on Hamlet
i can hear that in my head 
Ladies and gentlemen, your first movie of the flight is Gone with the Wind, the classic romantic movie of young lovers on their first date. Starring JJ Parton and Josie Gibson...please sit back and enjoy.
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Dame, that's very funny. It needs the music to the advert for the little cigars, can't remember what they were called. Hang on Hamle
Hair on a g-string (I think) Colgne
or in JJ's case Pubic Hair on a little string
*Takes intercom* Ladies and Gentlemen,not you Mr Parton,apologises for the loss of picture on our in flight movie,we hope to resume service as soon as possible,meantime grab a partner for the last lager waltz.
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*Takes intercom* Ladies and Gentlemen,not you Mr Parton,apologises for the loss of picture on our in flight movie,we hope to resume service as soon as possible,meantime grab a partner for the last lager waltz.
haha this is better than BB
We've had a thread title change Lee
Dame look at it this way,we most certainly couldn't laugh with him so we'll laugh at him.
Saw the title change,why's my name still in it madam?
One of those few day where I'm really screaming with laughter. Thanks Guys. 
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Saw the title change,why's my name still in it madam
You're so organised with the in flight entertainment I had to leave credit where credits due Lee
Brilliant thread 
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One of those few day where I'm really screaming with laughter. Thanks Guys.
it's great Cologne if only Mr Parton knew
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One of those few day where I'm really screaming with laughter. Thanks Guys.
Feck Orf JJ Airlines aim to please our customers,especially his casualties.*Prods Barbie Boy with stun gun finger.
I've phoned a pet shop in Mebourne for JJ a pet in case he's missing Josie, this is the best I could come up with, hope he likes it 
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Feck Orf JJ Airlines aim to please our customers,especially his casualties.*Prods Barbie Boy with stun gun finger
*Takes intercom* BB Hl show is now showing in the lower galley,Barbie Boy shall watch the following short clip repeatedly until our return.
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*Takes intercom* BB Hl show is now showing in the lower galley,Barbie Boy shall watch the following short clip repeatedly until our return
Pulls Barbie Boys ear phones out while I'm passing
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Pulls Barbie Boys ear phones out while I'm passing
*Tightens his restraints*
*Takes intercom* Barbie Boy let me introduce you to your next opponent *Sniggers*
Such a shame his didgeridoo didgeridoesn't! 
I would love to go right up to his face and bawl this at the top of my voice,
YOU ARE A PITIFUL RUDE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP FAST AND LEARN SOME MANNERS.
I would say it quickly and shout over him before he got a chance to interrupt.
YOU ARE A PITIFUL RUDE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING AND YOU NEED TO GROW UP FAST AND LEARN SOME MANNERS.
I would say it quickly and shout over him before he got a chance to interrupt.
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I would love to go right up to his face and bawl this at the top of my voice,
welcome to Feck Orf Airways Isadora
*Takes Tidds and Isa's boarding cards* Take a seat ladies,please fasten your seats belts we're in for a bumpy ride meanwhile a little music.
LOL Lee - I feel better already.
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LOL Lee - I feel better already.
We aim to please....Now let me offer you the opportunity to look Barbie Boy in his crab eyes and tell him exactly what you think of him,you'll be safe he is masked and restrained I do apologise for the stench you will be overcome with on approaching him,it's the after affects of all the pooh he speaks.
He is just so nasty Lee.
Why?
Why?
Great thread, so funny 
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He is just so nasty Lee. Why?
He is nasty Isa,very nasty in fact but he is in control of it.He targets who will and who won't be on the receiving end of his nastiness,who he perceives as being weaker.According to him his mother didn't let his father chastise/reprimand him so a smother mother letting someone like him run free reign results in what we are witnessing.Reference:
*Takes Tidds and Isa's boarding cards* Take a seat ladies,please fasten your seats belts we're in for a bumpy ride meanwhile a little music.
hahahahaha
You're promoted Lee
I demand a front window seat up at the pointy end.
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He is nasty Isa,very nasty in fact but he is in control of it.He targets who will and who won't be on the receiving end of his nastiness,who he perceives as being weaker.According to him his mother didn't let his father chastise/reprimand him so a smother mother letting someone like him run free reign results in what we are witnessing.
AhhhhThat explains a lot Lee - he has never had anyone to tell him to shut up and behave.
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Great thread, so funny
*takes offensive weapons boarding card off Elkie*Welcome aboard,feel free to speak your mind to him,he's restrained so you're in no danger.Reference:
I demand a front window seat up at the pointy end.
Hers some salted nuts.....staggers off with drinks trolley
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I demand a front window seat up at the pointy end.
Please behave madam,any unruliness and I shall be forced to seat you on the roof rack with Mad Monk.
Passes nibbles around nice passengers Collects Mr Partons tray of Kangaroo balls from the toilet floor where they were put for safe keeping.
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Hers some salted nuts.....staggers off with drinks trolley
Oh Dame,you didn't perform unsupervised surgery did you?
Oh please Lee not that, he might want to show off his glory
Hahahaha great thread I didn't know his surname is Parton...and he plays with dollies *boom boom*
I didn't know his surname is Parton...and he plays with dollies *boom boom*
Oggy