Shhhhhhh,we'll throw a sprick to catch a whale.

Cologne a job has been reserved for you darling, uniforms are to be found in the galley,take your pick.

O.M.G Erin,,,

jebus this flights going quick.... 

........

lee wanna new uniform 

http://www.ninjacatgames.com/d...air-hostess_play_291

That's Feck Orf airlines for you Dame,truth is we're actually circling,we've room in the hold for more of them.

we need some storm troopers Lee, they've broken her eventually.... give me a hand grenade 

*Takes intercom* Mr Parton I'd like to draw your attention to the private aircraft adjacent to us on the runway,that is for the use of Corin,you know the young lady you tried to bully,the young lady who's a better person than you will  ever ever be,you won't get to see her board the aircraft as you'll be long gone before she leaves the BB house to  embark on her journey.

Prick!

Succint, Karma

Not read anything on here which would prevent me from saying "please take your seat on the plane back to Australia and don't come back here again!.  We just do not need people like you in this country!!!

Oh lord what if Australian border control refuse to have him back.*Faints*

I realy don't think they'll want him Joyron, if his mothers in the country she should be dragging out of there and booking him into the Priory

I wanted to leave a picky of an arsehole for him so I googled images.  .am wishing I didn't

so I'll say it instead. .

John James you are a HUGE  Arsehole  [with a Dave and a Sam living in it]

Roll on Friday......dont bang the door on the way out love

It's ok,put it on a banner we'll secure it on the side of the place,we will be carrying a prize one after all, only fair folk are aware of that.

oh feck Smartings posted, this planes never gonna land 

don't you lot be laughing at me you meanies.. :.... it was nearly as bad as the blue waffle google moment

Lee put it on a banner if you want but I have a lot more to say about most of the rest in there re stuff they've all done to pee me off, so it could end up being a pretty long one

You've just reminded me

Oh i wish he would stop talking, sick of hearing his voice..........................

Are we leaving messages for John James?...I have a message...

Kiss my black arse, you whinging Ausie Tw*t!

Dont think he likes laydees bottoms, regardless of their colour

Keep away from SAM please John James; he is a terrible influence on you.

*Takes intercom* Welcome aboard Feck Orf airlines,we apologise for the delay but due to unforeseen circumstances security measures have had to be stepped up.It was brought to our attention how Master Parton records all phone calls and stores other *evidence* on memory cards,several lock up containers related to his stay in the BB house have had to be removed from the hold,We appreciate your patience and as a token of our appreciation food and drinks are now freely available .

I forgot to add,please do not feed the inmates.

Rodger over and out

Asks Lee nicely for intercom 'I'm really sorry ladies and gentlemen and tw@t, we will be having a 8 weeks delay in Singapore due to quarantine regulations, on behalf of Feck Orf Airways we can only apologise for this slight inconvenience'.


I'd forgotten I made this 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahaha,I think we need a little bit of music now Dame...OMG I love this Feck Orf airlines.

JJ, you stink

Is that a boomerang in his pocket?     

JJ, you face cream has ASS pee in it

Nah it's his make up bag 

Dame, that's very funny. It needs the music to the advert for the little cigars, can't remember what they were called. Hang on Hamlet.